[KHR] Code of Silence
Meh... was listening to a few songs by "Death by Tampon". The last word in the band name just kind of nagged at me for a little while.
I do not understand how my brain works.
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Warning: Possible precursor to the adventures of a man about to boldly go where no man has gone before. 8P
Classified File 004: Tampon
Written: Monday, May 25, 2009, 04:20:06 PM
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He tried not to think about what was in her purse. (He knew she used make- up sometimes; he knew what flavor her favorite lip gloss was, having tasted it on her lips a few times... though was a little biased for the cherry flavored ones...)
Sometimes he wondered if she used tampons (Is it so wrong for him to think about these things?). He wondered if she even had 'that time of the month' because... Well... he didn't want to go there...
No, there were some things that he couldn't know unless he asked... or peeked into her purse...
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Author's Notes: LOL, will you dare to venture into a woman's purse if you are a straight guy? XD