Comments | inkognitoh: My Superior Household Skills Are 'Go'.

inkognitoh

My Superior Household Skills Are 'Go'.

Jun 23, 2007 23:23

I've been suffering with a blocked bathroom sink for the longest time. I've sunk one and a half bottles of thick bleach, and quite a few tablets for de-lime-scaling your toilet boil, down those pipes over the last few weeks but it was just getting worse. Sick of spitting my toothpaste into the fetid pond of water that refused to drain away quickly ( Read more... )

shopping, food

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zz_neena June 23 2007, 23:15:07 UTC

What, no links for *hamster* and *Skype*?

I always enjoy your adventures; most entertaining!

inkognitoh June 23 2007, 23:16:48 UTC

You're such a school teacher zed. You know I thought about linking Skype but didn't LOL. Why do you wan't a hamster link? Just to prove I haven't thrown them out the window yet?

zz_neena June 23 2007, 23:38:46 UTC

Just to prove you really ARE the Queen of the Links!

zz_neena June 23 2007, 23:39:42 UTC

Loaves and Fishes, indeed!

wandererjen June 24 2007, 03:33:23 UTC

...the squealing bitches are now fighting each other for dominance

BWA HA HA HA HA!
I've never heard hamsters described in such delightfully saucy terms.

inkognitoh June 24 2007, 08:58:01 UTC

Heh honestly it's just like looking after teenage girls at teh moment. They spitefully bite the hand that feeds them, then spend all night having a rowdy pyjama party wherein they actually squeal at each other while fighting. Tell me what the difference is?

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inkognitoh June 24 2007, 08:58:52 UTC

Hah hah well this was Britain so I had no choice. There was only one plunger on sale and it was medium size, I just couldn't locate it in the warehouse sized store...

florafloraflora June 25 2007, 01:54:02 UTC

Breadcrumbs, w00t! If this domesticity keeps up we'll have to start calling you Martha.

Sometimes you just need to touch base with people who know your history and share your roots.

I know just what you mean. As much as my family can irk me sometimes, they're the only ones who have known me all my life and seen me through everything. And that counts for something-it counts for a lot.

inkognitoh June 25 2007, 13:17:42 UTC

As long as I don't have to go to prison and/or ever wear orange.

Man, I worked it out all on my own too. I grated those suckers like an expert breadrumb makerer!

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inkognitoh June 25 2007, 11:41:18 UTC

So you've met my parents? Honestly. I've been away now for nearly 8 years and living in the same place for somewhere near 5. They claim to 'still not know the time difference'. I patiently explain that the interweb can help them find out exactly what time it is but ... le sigh.

Unfortunately I do not wake up well and am prone to yelling and snarling at whoever does so - especially anywhere between midnight and 9am.