Title: brb, fucking.
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: bandfic; implied Hankyung/Heechul, Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kangin/Eeteuk.
Word count: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 5 times having the group meeting via msn was a Bad Idea
A/N: ehhhh.
crazychickencow and I have the most hilarious in jokes? THIS IS ONE MORE STEP IN HER APPARENT QUEST TO TAKE OVER MY FIC JOURNAL.
I want to write more of these :| with text colour and proper screen names. FML >:\
brb fucking aka 5 times having the group meeting via msn was a Bad Idea
1.
(15.40) Eeteuk says: i figured this was the only way to get you all together at the same time.
(15.41) Kibum says: brb
(15.41) Kibum: has changed his status to away.
2.
(21.33) Eeteuk says: and that's what I think we should do for the new album concept
(21.34) Heechul: has invited you to start viewing webcam
(21.34) Eeteuk says: ...why?
(21.35) Heechul says: so I can flip you off, that's why.
(21.36) Eeteuk says: :(
(21.36) Siwon says: I think it's a great idea, hyung :\
(21.37) Heechul says: I SEE WHERE YOUR LOYALTIES LIE.
(21.37) Heechul says: go fuck Jesus, you homo.
(21.37) Siwon says: Hyung, that's uncalled for :(
(21.38) Eeteuk says: can we get back on topic please?
(21.38) Eunhyuk says: ...there was a topic?
(21.39) Eeteuk says: what did i do to deserve this
(21.39) Kangin says: joined a boyband.
(21.39) Heechul says: slept with Kangin.
(21.40) Siwon says: Uncalled for :(
(21.40) Heechul says: who are you, my fucking mother?
(21.40) Sungmin says: can I go now?
(21.41) Heechul says: why, are you going to fuck Kyuhyun?
(21.41) Siwon says: Hyung :(
(21.41) Heechul says: SIWON GTFO.
(21.42) Eeteuk says: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG FOR ONCE
(21.42) Heechul says: LOL YOU
(21.42) Sungmin says: LOL HYUNG
(21.42) Kangin says: LOLOLOL
(21.42) Yehsung says: DYING HYUNG.
(21.43) Eeteuk says: ...what?
(21.43) Shindong says: ...you mean that wasn't a joke?
(21.44) Eeteuk says: ...
(21.44) Sungmin says: ...oh. Well then.
3.
(22.01) Heechul says: brb
(22.02) Hankyung: has signed off
(22.06) Heechul says: back
(22.06) Sungmin says: wait, where did you go?
(22.07) Heechul says: tying Hankyung to the bedposts, where did you think?
(22.07) Eeteuk says: HEECHUL >:(
(22.08) Eeteuk says: ...just.
(22.08) Eeteuk says: I.
(22.09) Eeteuk says: ...oh fuck it.
(22.09) Sungmin says: \o/!
4.
(13.54) Hankyung says: nd then donghae had sum candy
(13.56) Hankyung says: nd siwon culdn't get him down frm cieling fan
(13.56) Eeteuk says: oh my god
(13.57) Eeteuk says: I KNEW CHINA WOULD BE A BAD IDEA WITHOUT ME.
(14.00) Hankyung says: but then kyuhyun got moar candy
(14.00) Heechul says: hey Hankyung, you wanna bed?
(14.02) Hankyung says: i have bed?
(14.02) Heechul says: I got you a better one :D
(14.03) Eeteuk says: ...why are there delivery men here.
(14.03) Eeteuk says: ...HEECHUL.
(14.04) Shindong: has signed in.
(14.04) Shindong says: lol why are those men putting a double bed in Hankyung's room?
(14.05) Eeteuk says: OH MY GOD.
(14.05) Eeteuk: has signed off.
(14.06) Hankyung says: FUCKING HELL HEECHUL.
(14.07) Heechul says: WHY IS YOUR SPELLING/GRAMMAR ALWAYS CORRECT WHEN YOU SWEAR?
(14.08) Hankyung says: I DON'T NEED A FUCKING DOUBLE BED.
(14.08) Heechul says: YES, BUT WE DO.
(14.08) Sungmin says: ...why didn't I think of that :\
5.
(23.17) Sungmin says: HYUNG MAKE YEHSUNG GO AWAY
(23.18) Yehsung says: I'M JUST HANGING OUT IN YOUR ROOM.
(23.18) Kyuhyun says: I'm too scared to sleep.
(23.19) Yehsung says: You should really put some pants on.
(23.19) Sungmin says: WELL WE WERE DOING SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAME IN.
(23.20) Yehsung says: well why do you think I came in?
(23.20) Heechul says: see, this is why I refused to live on the same floor as Yehsung.
(23.21) Yehsung says: maybe I should come visit.
(23.21) Heechul says: maybe I would just ignore your presence.
(23.21) Kangin says: lol awkward.
(23.22) Siwon: has signed in.
(23.22) Siwon says: what are we talking about? :D
(23.22) Heechul says: sex.
(23.23) Siwon: has signed out.
(23.24) Eeteuk says: well now look what you've done.
(23.24) Heechul says: I know, awesome, right?
(23.25) Eeteuk says: ...I give up.
(23.25) Heechul says: DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO KEEP THE DOUBLE BED?
(23.26) Eeteuk says: JSDFL NO. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT.
(23.27) Heechul says: I'LL JUST NOT APPEAR, THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT.
(23.27) Eeteuk says: I THINK THE FANS CAN DO BASIC MATH.
(23.28) Kyuhyun says: idk hyung, have you seen some of them?
(23.28) Kyuhyun says: they make Donghae-hyung look intelligent.
(23.29) Donghae says: LOL THX :DDD