Super Junior {Kibum/Donghae ; you look like a something}
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Eh, I blame crazychickencow. I knew that Kibum was fat, I just wasn't aware that he was a pedophile too :(
Kibum / Donghae / you look like a something / PG / 200 words
"You look like a sleaze," says Donghae cheerfully.
Kibum blinks at him once, twice, and then shakes his head and turns back to his book.
"Like, seriously," says Donghae. "You look like someone who would hang around a McDonalds and perve on the children."
Kibum ignores him.
"You're that person who offers kids sweets," continues Donghae. "You tempt them in with sweet things and then tell them that you have a much better toy on offer than they can get in their Happy Meals."
"What is this about, Donghae?" asks Kibum quietly without taking his eyes off his book.
"And then you offer them a ride in your van and invite them in to play some videos games."
"I am not shaving," mutters Kibum.
"Only they don't realise that video games don't need to be played pantless, and soon you have them where you want them."
"I do not understand your mind," says Kibum.
"How could you abuse your position of trust like that, Kibum?" wails Donghae.
"Look," says Kibum with a sigh as he lays his book back down. "Do you want sex or something?"
"Why are you even asking that?" asks Donghae. "Of course I do, you moron."
Eh, I blame crazychickencow. I knew that Kibum was fat, I just wasn't aware that he was a pedophile too :(
Kibum / Donghae / you look like a something / PG / 200 words
"You look like a sleaze," says Donghae cheerfully.
Kibum blinks at him once, twice, and then shakes his head and turns back to his book.
"Like, seriously," says Donghae. "You look like someone who would hang around a McDonalds and perve on the children."
Kibum ignores him.
"You're that person who offers kids sweets," continues Donghae. "You tempt them in with sweet things and then tell them that you have a much better toy on offer than they can get in their Happy Meals."
"What is this about, Donghae?" asks Kibum quietly without taking his eyes off his book.
"And then you offer them a ride in your van and invite them in to play some videos games."
"I am not shaving," mutters Kibum.
"Only they don't realise that video games don't need to be played pantless, and soon you have them where you want them."
"I do not understand your mind," says Kibum.
"How could you abuse your position of trust like that, Kibum?" wails Donghae.
"Look," says Kibum with a sigh as he lays his book back down. "Do you want sex or something?"
"Why are you even asking that?" asks Donghae. "Of course I do, you moron."