Super Junior {Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi ; Kyuhyun Hates His Life Like Cherry Cherry Boom Boom}
Title: aim no roos ai laik tuparry less get dron inyo furari~ (or, Kyuhyun Hates His Life Like Cherry Cherry Boom Boom)
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Word count: 902
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Zhou Mi runs into the room, still squealing in a high pitched only-dogs-can-hear-this tone about something about a bad Roman and the noise a baby makes and card games.
A/N: Have you ever heard Zhou Mi sing in English? So him singing Lady GaGa must be something like this. For Lauren ♥ she's my Zhou Mi-ifier :D
aim no roos ai laik tuparry less get dron inyo furari~
or, Kyuhyun Hates His Life Like Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Kyuhyun is literally a foot away from a save point when Zhou Mi bursts through the door from his shopping trip with Key and the noise -- how can one man make so much noise with a bunch of shopping bags it defies nature -- distracts him enough for his player to get cleaved head to foot by some sort of giant axe. He can only stare in horror at the GAME OVER sign flashing on his screen, killing a tiny -- no, a huge part of his soul every time the colour changes from red to green to blue. "Uargh," he says, choking on his tongue and practically clawing at the screen.
"Look, look," Zhou Mi trills, and somewhere behind Kyuhyun he is skipping around the room like some sort of little girl through a field full of dandelions, high on adrenaline from the survival of the fittest, or the spring sales, as they're known. Or, at least, Kyuhyun assumes he's skipping around the room like a demented child. He hasn't turned around. Part of his soul is dead. "Kui Xian, look! Look what I bought!"
"I died and thus have nothing more to live for," Kyuhyun says. "I don't give a fuck. Go show Heechul-hyung or someone, can't you see I'm in shock?"
Zhou Mi peers at the screen. "Level six?" he says, as if he's a father commenting on his son's bad report card. "That's not very good."
Kyuhyun is very tempted to scream but boxes it down like a champ. "Fuck off," he grounds out. "Go be a gay little girl to someone else."
"So mean," Zhou Mi sniffs, and bounces out of the room. Kyuhyun sighs, restarts his game, gets thirty seconds into the first level, hears Zhou Mi scream like there's an axe murderer in the apartment, drops the remote, and gets killed by a fire breathing dragon. This time, when the GAME OVER sign pops up, he actually slides from his seat and assumes the foetal position on the floor.
It's where Zhou Mi finds him when he runs into the room, still squealing in a high pitched only-dogs-can-hear-this tone about something about a bad Roman and the noise a baby makes and card games. Kyuhyun clamps his hands over his ears and tries to block him out but he's just too loud and so he's forced to listen as Zhou Mi goes on and on about how that god awful woman he likes is coming to Korea and how he has to see her, Kui Xian, it is a one in a lifetime experience, Kui Xian, Kui Xian, are you listening, Kui Xian?
"I am weeping," Kyuhyun says, muffled against his knees, where he's buried his face. "But it's on the inside so you just can't see."
"LADY GAGA, KUI XIAN."
"I don't care." Eh eh eh eh, his mind adds. He groans.
"You need to come with me," Zhou Mi says. "You need to. I have to go see her live!"
"Noooo," Kyuhyun says, sitting bolt upright and staring up into Zhou Mi's stupid face, where his smile is like a ray of sunshine breaking over that fucking field that he was metaphorically skipping around in a couple of minutes earlier. "No, I am not going to see that he-she."
"Kui Xian," Zhou Mi says, shocked. "How dare you!"
"Have you looked at her?"
"She's a goddess of our time, Kui Xian."
"Fucking hell," Kyuhyun moans, and sprawls face first on the floor. He hears Zhou Mi sit down on his computer chair and the sound of his keyboard. He's torn between telling Zhou Mi to get the hell off his computer, and just letting him do whatever, since nothing in Kyuhyun's life matters now that he can't even get past the first level of a computer game. He wishes he'd told him to get the fuck off when the start of that song begins and when he moves to try to switch it off, Zhou Mi wrestles him to the floor, and sits on his chest. It really shouldn't work like that, but Zhou Mi has more limb length.
"KAN LEE MAI, KAN LEE MAI, NO HE KAN LEE MAI POUKERFAAAAAZE," he sings/shrieks, and Kyuhyun, on his back, hits his head a couple of times off the floor in the hopes that it will knock him out and he won't have to listen to it. It doesn't work. So what he does is works Zhou Mi's t-shirt up and slaps his hand, cold from playing games, against Zhou Mi's back. His shriek-singing simply becomes a shriek, and he falls away, and Kyuhyun is on him in a second, sitting on the small of his back and pushing his shoulders into the ground. "Kui Xian," he whines.
"If I go to this concert," Kyuhyun says, very, very quietly into Zhou Mi's ear. "You'd better make it up to me."
Zhou Mi wriggles and says, in response, "Yoonmi kunlai a beeed rooomaaaaan WHOAAAA."
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.22)
I don't mean to alarm you but I think someone is killing Heebum in mine and Kyuhyun's room.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (17.23)
...what. go get my fucking cat.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.25)
I think it's just Zhou Mi singing but I AM GOING IN.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.28)
.............FUCK, my eyes D:
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Word count: 902
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Zhou Mi runs into the room, still squealing in a high pitched only-dogs-can-hear-this tone about something about a bad Roman and the noise a baby makes and card games.
A/N: Have you ever heard Zhou Mi sing in English? So him singing Lady GaGa must be something like this. For Lauren ♥ she's my Zhou Mi-ifier :D
aim no roos ai laik tuparry less get dron inyo furari~
or, Kyuhyun Hates His Life Like Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Kyuhyun is literally a foot away from a save point when Zhou Mi bursts through the door from his shopping trip with Key and the noise -- how can one man make so much noise with a bunch of shopping bags it defies nature -- distracts him enough for his player to get cleaved head to foot by some sort of giant axe. He can only stare in horror at the GAME OVER sign flashing on his screen, killing a tiny -- no, a huge part of his soul every time the colour changes from red to green to blue. "Uargh," he says, choking on his tongue and practically clawing at the screen.
"Look, look," Zhou Mi trills, and somewhere behind Kyuhyun he is skipping around the room like some sort of little girl through a field full of dandelions, high on adrenaline from the survival of the fittest, or the spring sales, as they're known. Or, at least, Kyuhyun assumes he's skipping around the room like a demented child. He hasn't turned around. Part of his soul is dead. "Kui Xian, look! Look what I bought!"
"I died and thus have nothing more to live for," Kyuhyun says. "I don't give a fuck. Go show Heechul-hyung or someone, can't you see I'm in shock?"
Zhou Mi peers at the screen. "Level six?" he says, as if he's a father commenting on his son's bad report card. "That's not very good."
Kyuhyun is very tempted to scream but boxes it down like a champ. "Fuck off," he grounds out. "Go be a gay little girl to someone else."
"So mean," Zhou Mi sniffs, and bounces out of the room. Kyuhyun sighs, restarts his game, gets thirty seconds into the first level, hears Zhou Mi scream like there's an axe murderer in the apartment, drops the remote, and gets killed by a fire breathing dragon. This time, when the GAME OVER sign pops up, he actually slides from his seat and assumes the foetal position on the floor.
It's where Zhou Mi finds him when he runs into the room, still squealing in a high pitched only-dogs-can-hear-this tone about something about a bad Roman and the noise a baby makes and card games. Kyuhyun clamps his hands over his ears and tries to block him out but he's just too loud and so he's forced to listen as Zhou Mi goes on and on about how that god awful woman he likes is coming to Korea and how he has to see her, Kui Xian, it is a one in a lifetime experience, Kui Xian, Kui Xian, are you listening, Kui Xian?
"I am weeping," Kyuhyun says, muffled against his knees, where he's buried his face. "But it's on the inside so you just can't see."
"LADY GAGA, KUI XIAN."
"I don't care." Eh eh eh eh, his mind adds. He groans.
"You need to come with me," Zhou Mi says. "You need to. I have to go see her live!"
"Noooo," Kyuhyun says, sitting bolt upright and staring up into Zhou Mi's stupid face, where his smile is like a ray of sunshine breaking over that fucking field that he was metaphorically skipping around in a couple of minutes earlier. "No, I am not going to see that he-she."
"Kui Xian," Zhou Mi says, shocked. "How dare you!"
"Have you looked at her?"
"She's a goddess of our time, Kui Xian."
"Fucking hell," Kyuhyun moans, and sprawls face first on the floor. He hears Zhou Mi sit down on his computer chair and the sound of his keyboard. He's torn between telling Zhou Mi to get the hell off his computer, and just letting him do whatever, since nothing in Kyuhyun's life matters now that he can't even get past the first level of a computer game. He wishes he'd told him to get the fuck off when the start of that song begins and when he moves to try to switch it off, Zhou Mi wrestles him to the floor, and sits on his chest. It really shouldn't work like that, but Zhou Mi has more limb length.
"KAN LEE MAI, KAN LEE MAI, NO HE KAN LEE MAI POUKERFAAAAAZE," he sings/shrieks, and Kyuhyun, on his back, hits his head a couple of times off the floor in the hopes that it will knock him out and he won't have to listen to it. It doesn't work. So what he does is works Zhou Mi's t-shirt up and slaps his hand, cold from playing games, against Zhou Mi's back. His shriek-singing simply becomes a shriek, and he falls away, and Kyuhyun is on him in a second, sitting on the small of his back and pushing his shoulders into the ground. "Kui Xian," he whines.
"If I go to this concert," Kyuhyun says, very, very quietly into Zhou Mi's ear. "You'd better make it up to me."
Zhou Mi wriggles and says, in response, "Yoonmi kunlai a beeed rooomaaaaan WHOAAAA."
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.22)
I don't mean to alarm you but I think someone is killing Heebum in mine and Kyuhyun's room.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (17.23)
...what. go get my fucking cat.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.25)
I think it's just Zhou Mi singing but I AM GOING IN.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (17.28)
.............FUCK, my eyes D: