double you ex why zee

[inkedout]

from the further proof that jesus hates me file: the marcy playground song "sex and candy" has been stuck in my head since i woke up.

in other news, as of 11 p.m. cdt i will be a cop that has been rented.

Comments

[mixing]

Whatwhatwhaaat?!

[inkedout]

yeah, that song is pretty excruciating.
or did you mean the part about my new job?

[mixing]

Both, really. Both are excruciating prospects of industry.

[inkedout]

true enough. however, the crappy song that was stuck in my head gives me no money and i can't say the same for the job. plus i get to fuck with the stuff on my ex-girlfriend's desk as i do my rounds so there's side benefits that are slightly beyond free coffee.

[munkisword]

you mean you'll be a fag in a polar bear costume trying to sell Popsicles to amputees down in linn park???

[inkedout]

no no no. i will be a polar bear in a fag costume. get your shit straight, smegma breath.