Best thing that I’ve ever found; Actor RPS (Tom/Chris/Ben)

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Title: Best thing that I’ve ever found
Pairing: Tom Hardy/Chris Pine/Benedict Cumberbatch
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 8400
Disclaimer: This is fiction. Blame my lizard brain.
Summary: Chris has a problem, Tom has a solution, and Ben is magical. (But not really.)
"Oh for fuck’s sake, Tom," Tom hears as the door opens behind him

Comments

[doitninetimes]

This and you are MAGICAL! I love everything about it, and I am now going to spend all my time watching Tom Hardy and B. Cumberbatch interviews. ♥

[eleanor_lavish]

They are kind of stupidly besotted, and I wish there were MOAR OF THEM. *makes gimme hands at youtube*

Thank you, love!

[eleanor_lavish]

I find CPine kind of stunningly attractive, and I am shocked it took me this long to get him naked, to be honest with you.

I liked Inception, but really what I loved about that movie was that it GAVE ME TOM HARDY TO PLAY WITH. And then, whilst in the throws of my Sherlock obsession, I find out they are good friends. And the slash gods smiled, let me tell you.

Weirdo RPS crossovers are my wheelhouse, and I'm glad you liked it!

[sandwich_armada]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD, YOU WROTE IT! AND IT IS EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN I COULD'VE DREAMED! \:D/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally all I have done so far at work this morning is eat cake, check my email, and read this entire glorious thing twice though, one after the other. HAPPIEST DAY. I love all cuddleslut T-Hards, and all virginal-and-in-love-with-ZQ-and-eager CPines, and alllll gay-sex-guru Benny Cumberbatches, oh my gosh.

And I would totally read all of the porns about Tom Hardy/Benedict Cumberbatch. All of them.

[eleanor_lavish]

ahhahhaha, of course I wrote it, I said I wouldn't didn't I? (Not that my word is all that golden these days, SIGH.)

You are so cute I could die. And oh, man, I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about Tom and Benny and their ladies and their complicated thing that is only complicated OUTSIDE the bedroom, because behind closed doors, Tom is pretty sure there is nowhere else he would rather be, ever.

(The idea that Tom Hardy is full of all these little broken pieces just rattling around in his big mushy heart, and that Benedict is the only one who can center him is just. I mean. Honestly, my brain keeps jumping ahead a year and Charlotte is just... not in that picture anymore. Because when you grandfather in a fuck buddy who your fiance is clearly besotted with, it's only a matter of time before your "him or me" gives you an answer you're not particularly thrilled with. On the flip side, I think Olivia would be amazing in a triad...)

[withthepilot]

Well, that was just yummy, wasn't it? I love, love, love eager!Chris and the way he was so starstruck during the entire encounter-not to mention
"Where did you find him", gahhhh. So good.

Also, your Tom is just to die. So deliciously randy. I know squat about Benedict Cumberbatch, but I'll take one of him to go, too.

In terms of posting, I can only recommend my own playgrounds, which would be any of the following: startrek_rps, reboot_rpf, pintofriends

[eleanor_lavish]

Chris is the MOST EAGER EVER, and mostly he pushes himself way to hard at everything all the time, but that is why he's so charming?

Benedict is WONDERFUL. He's just. So fucking ENGLISH. And I will gladly share!

Comms notes, and off I go to hope I don't get lynched! Maybe if I post as 'pre-Pinto porn'...

[withthepilot]

Yes, considering that you have pining Pine here, I think you'll be okay. Though I'm sure the masses will beg you for a Pinto-centric sequel. ;)

[eleanor_lavish]

The masses and my roommate! Oh, man, can you imagine the head of steam Zach is going to work up over this one? Especially if my sequel casts Tom Hardy as Gary Mitchell? OH YES, I AM SO GOING THERE.

[lynnmonster]

This is just LOGICAL, right? Right!

RIGHT-O.

God, I *loved* this -- and I don't particularly enjoy reading about relationships that are complicated for complication's sake, but THIS was just as layered and tangled as it should be.

So awesome. (I was going to ask for something similar for yuletide, but NOW I DON'T HAVE TO. WHEE!)

[eleanor_lavish]

Thank you so much! Accidently yuletide fic FTW!

And they are really so very much MORE complicated than I am even LETTING ON, but that is what sequels are for? Or so I have been sternly informed?