Lessons, part I & II. Andy/Patrick (NC-17) (FOB)

[ink_like_blood]

Lessons, or a Series of (Un)fortunate Events in the Life of Andrew Hurley
Andy/Patrick
NC-17
~4000 words
for the ladies and gents of damnyouwentz, who make life worth living. Love to schuyler for the beta. For Sara and Rae, who channel the crack, and Cooper who cooks it up in his basement and sends it to me.

Comments

[iphignia939]

You. Patrick. Andy got. I can't.

Sentences! Failing me! Typing like Shatner speaks!

HAAAAAATE!

(Okay, though, for real -- tell me not to do some kind of GSF thing. You need to tell me not to do that right now. Because Joe would probably have a manly moment of heterosexual panic and flee, but Pete/Patrick/Andy? STOP ME. Or, alternately, WRITE IT.)

[deliberatehips]

I must say, for Sara, who is not home right now, that you should write it. Because this fandom is really needing some GSF. Like, yesterday.

[eleanor_lavish]

Shatner feedback. Is... acceptable. *grin* And I know you hate me, but I can't return the sentiment when you say things like GSF. GSF! You are right about Joe, though I think it can be done WITH Joe, under circumstances. Which I can't think of, but I'm sure exist.

Pete/Patrick/Andy. I can't. It hadn't even OCCURED to me!! how is that possible? I think I'm broken.

[iphignia939]

I do not hate you in the sense of hating you. I hate you in the sense of "oh my God, why can't I chain her to her desk and make her write ALL THE TIME?" There could be whimpering, but, you know, it's not like anyone's around to *hear* me.

This fandom is sadly lacking in threesome fic. And I mighthavepossibly started a GSF yesterday. *whistles innocently*

Which is strange, and awesome, because I never busted the GSF out for *NSYNC. I blame Wentz.

[eleanor_lavish]

Lord knows I'd love a crack at that barely-not-jailbait action. LOL

*gets in andy's handbasket*

[eleanor_lavish]

yeah, see... you can often tell an authors kinks by what they highlight, and i have to say those are my big three as well. Mouth, hands, neck. Also eyes, which sneak in there too...

I am SO GLAD people are finding this all hot and bothery!! Writing porn is hard. But Andy kept pining and patrick kept looking HOT, and that helped. Next up: Patrick buys a vowel clue.

[eleanor_lavish]

... I'm sorry what? *is mesmerized by your icon*

[clumsygyrl]

for the love of all that is holy... please tell me that andy and patrick get together. soon, because...

it's killing me. in such a good way.

[eleanor_lavish]

I love causing you pain, Fi. *wicked grin* Hold your horses. I have to get some folks laid in my AU first. Then back to business.

[clumsygyrl]

sadist. *wiggles bottom* yeah. you know i like it, baby. heh.

[cyclogenesis]

So, okay. I had to like, read this twice, and then read it another time, because I really need it imprinted in my mind for when I drift off thinking about it every day for the rest of my life. Because, like. Oh my GOD.

Andy is just killing me here, so in love and protective and adorable and just completely letting Patrick do whatever he wants, and Patrick's just so sweet about everything, and then there was porn as;lfjsal;fjsfdl;kj *pants* and I was sitting in my room periodically saying "fuck! ohmygod! fuck!" There was just so much good here, and you are such a fantastic writer, and I LOVE YOU OMG, at this rate the next part will leave me totally dead on the floor and frankly, I can think of worse ways to go.

[eleanor_lavish]

*blushes like Patrick* Am so glad you liked it, as you are the queen of porn in my world! Andy is so easy to write for some reason... I'm not arguing, but its odd.

And poor Patrick too, when he finally gets whats been going on!