Wtf, mate.

[ink_and_pen]

Alright, who cursed me? Come on, step forward, I want to see your face, bastard!

The clothes dryer just broke. Which would not be a big deal if I hadn't already spent almost 500 bucks fixing the fridge one week ago and if my monitor hadn't blown up and wasn't currently getting fixed by I don't know how much! Whatever, it's not like I can live

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[scuppernong]

Obviously, the dryer simply doesn't like you.

[ink_and_pen]

Obviously! It's karma. I spit gum on the president in some distant incarnation.