Action/ Accidental Video

Jun 01, 2011 01:51

[Rigby ran into the boarding house and climbed into his old trampoline of a bed. He was sobbing uncontrollably and holding his Mordecai doll as if he was afraid that someone might steal it from him. Apparently, he forgot that a communicator was still on in his old room and recording the whole thing.]

[regular show] rigby

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 19:12:51 UTC
[So guess who had just managed to find another communicator? Er.. don't ask how. We're not too sure either.

In any case, it looks like it's about just in time. Hi, Rigby, you probably never wanted to get into this discussion--]

What's the matter?

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 20:17:55 UTC
Gee, I wonder why.

[To his credit, he forces himself out of sarcasm mode and gives Rigby an actually serious look.]

Mind telling me what happened?

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[Video] avoidingwork June 1 2011, 20:20:48 UTC
Well... after I saw you acting all... crazy... I felt like it was my fault for all of this... so I kinda killed Trevor for doing this to you... I coulda stopped all of this...

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 20:35:32 UTC
No, that was Trevor's fault. And Heloise's.

[There's a pause while he thinks this over more. He'd be a lot more harsh on Rigby had he not been driven to 'kill' ink monsters before... another thing he'd really rather not get brought up. He's collecting a lot of those.]

Listen, I get the idea. And thanks, but no thanks. I think this place's seen enough death to last a lifetime. Or get rid of one, more to the point.

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[Video] avoidingwork June 1 2011, 23:21:15 UTC
I know, me too. But I'm sick of people hurting you, dude.

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 23:30:33 UTC
Tell me about it.

[Another slight pause, then a humorless smirk.]

...Call me crazy, but I coulda sworn I remember something about you warning me off doing something real similar to that...

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[Video] avoidingwork June 1 2011, 23:33:23 UTC
But that was her; she probably would of killed someone else if you hurt her...

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 23:36:16 UTC
So killing someone else is okay if they're not gonna get revenge?

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[Video] avoidingwork June 1 2011, 23:37:57 UTC
No, wait, that's not what I meant! I just wanted him to stop hurting people! I didn't mean to take it that far... I'm sorry!

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 1 2011, 23:49:27 UTC
[Yeah, you know it's bad when Yakko's not joking around. At all.]

Do you realize this kills any chance - so to speak - of a moral stance against him? Trevor went way too far. Mordi - ahhhhh... we'll say he went at least far enough. I draw the final line at killing people - even if they're monsters. As official pseudosibling, you ought to be above that, too.

Trust me, there's plenty of good ways to get even without doing anything permanent.

[Nevermind that what Trevor did is possibly a fate worse than dying here.]

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[Video] avoidingwork June 1 2011, 23:54:57 UTC
I know, I know, but this was before you taught me about that hamamerspace thing... and I didn't know what else I could do.

[sniffle.]

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 2 2011, 00:01:14 UTC
Do you mean to tell me you've never heard of ringing a doorbell and running away?

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[Video] avoidingwork June 2 2011, 00:02:42 UTC
He didn't have a doorbell.

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 2 2011, 00:11:00 UTC
We'll take 'figurative language' for 500.

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[Video] avoidingwork June 2 2011, 00:18:16 UTC
. . . Sorry.

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[Video] hellofourthwall June 2 2011, 00:57:02 UTC
We're better than they are. Right? Then how about not doing what they do?

[You can shut up now Yakko, I think he gets the point. Really]

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