adventures on ebay

[iniswitryn]

The product: DHC Calming Lotion, not available in catalogs or on the DHC website in this country.

The product description, translated from Chinese (Mandarin?) to English on an ebay vendor's listing:
Does not contain chemistry increase ingredient, adjusts the flesh the pH value, the hyaluric acid guarantees the wet factor relief by the sunlight sun-

Comments

[moodywho]

Eeeeeee. It's even worse than that infamous Exoskeleton Creame!

[iniswitryn]

Sun-scald flesh and face-flapping does not sound good to meee. Although I suppose if you've got fossilized skin it might help. 0.o

[bestekeni]

dude, I'm keyholder at the Atlantic City Lush. let me know what you want. I get a 50% discount. I swear there will be absolutely no flapping.