Comments | iniquitydragon: #008

iniquitydragon

#008 | Years...!

Dec 04, 2006 02:22

I was planning several evictions in denial for a few days, but after staring into a mirror for a hour, it does not look to be a horrible nightmare. I am 4'5 again. Which, in turn, means...I am thirteen. And those damn insect-rejected wings are fluttering on my back. Yes, I am shrinking my clothes as I type ( Read more... )

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strugglematcher December 4 2006, 04:42:59 UTC

4"5? Holy cow you're short. You're lying, aren't you. C'mon, how tall're you, really? The horns don't count.

iniquitydragon December 4 2006, 05:21:31 UTC

Shut your face. Must I spell it out, boy? Four foot five. The headdress adds about thirteen inches and thirty pounds.

strugglematcher December 4 2006, 06:26:36 UTC

Boy? I'm almost a foot and two years older than you now, you baby. And if it's so heavy, why don't you just take it off?

Common sense: 1.
Maleficent: 0.

iniquitydragon December 5 2006, 13:29:12 UTC

Oh, yes, because that is such a man's height.

You are so wankin' stupid. There's a reason for everything and vice versa...well, I suppose, except in your case.

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capriciousmarch December 4 2006, 23:44:15 UTC

:O How do they say it on the internet?-- Oh! I know!

L M A O @ YOU

zerodark December 5 2006, 04:28:31 UTC

...I've got to admit, I couldn't help but laugh at that, as well.

iniquitydragon December 5 2006, 13:15:39 UTC

Oh, shut up, the both of you.