#004 | Return.

[iniquitydragon]

Is it just me, or are there even more leather-clad idiots poking around than before? One of them wears too many belts, the other claims a rather large sword. Either they have brought the annoying birds, or that scientist has been experimenting again.

Ugh. Sometimes being evil just isn't worth putting up with them

Comments

[leonisntsquall]

I resent the idiot remark.

And believe me, I hate the god damn birds just as much as you do. The guy with the big sword, Cloud, found them in a garden and thought it would be a good idea to keep them as pets.

If you come across the birds, kill them.

[iniquitydragon]

Not sure why. I've yet to see you prove yourself otherwise.

I was rather sure someone went and destroyed that place. Cloud, is it...? He obviously knows nothing about my this castle--nor animals.

I shall.

[leonisntsquall]

If you think it's necessary, then maybe I will.

You have no clue how right you are. He's under the impression that he actually knows how to properly raise a Chocobo.

[iniquitydragon]

How so, if I may inquire?

What a pathetic fool. His keeping them is no better than abuse. I'll make sure to put these...Chocobos...out of their misery.

[iniquitydragon]

Because I looked back a long time ago, and apparently hapless animals are fair game here.

Duct-tape their beaks? Put them on leashes? The possibilities are endless, my dear, as long as they cease their noise near my basement. Otherwise...well, you already know 'otherwise'.

[iniquitydragon]

Nn. I'll give you a week to find a solution. The leather-man...Leon...will more than likely be disappointed. Good luck, although, come on, not really.

I would never hurt the bastards dears...animal abuse is disgusting. Eating them is a omnivore's way of life, however. I feel no guilt about that. I suppose you could make it up somehow--and yet, I'm positive you don't want that.