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inhumandog

-83- [Video- Tantrum!]

Feb 05, 2011 19:45

[The people on level 7 might have heard a fit of epic proportions going on most of the evening. Iago has thrown down his bookshelves, tipped over his desk and upended his bed the best he can. But he's deliberately turned on his communicator now and is drunk. Absolutely, completely, almost blind drunk. He's kicked his door in already and it's open, ( Read more... )

iago is the best inmate ever, i answer only to the master, shakespeare is a horrible name, major west, dramatics get you places, stay away from alcohol, iago angry iago smash, yes that was a shakespearean insult

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Private - Video (I'm assuming Judas knows a teeny bit of Italian?) heavenonthemind February 6 2011, 01:56:49 UTC

[Judas is beyond concerned and he knows this will probably end badly, but.]

Iago.

NOT PRIVATE - Video (I'm sure he does!) inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:03:45 UTC

JUDAS. [And he crawls up from his position on the ground and just glares at the screen.]

The biggest goddamn traitor of them all. You invented it, did you not? You were the first and the rest just followed.

[He spreads one arm out and kind of wobbles, but regains his balance.]

VIDEOJACK impure_tale February 6 2011, 02:07:06 UTC

[A sudden and imposing roar]

IAGO.

Re: VIDEOJACK inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:14:31 UTC

[Iago's now raging a bit at the camera.] Don't. Start. With me, Marquis. [He glares at it furiously.]

You are the worst one of them all. YOU LIED TO ME. YOU LIED. I HATE YOU!

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buywithme February 6 2011, 02:08:53 UTC

[...Does he think it's a good idea to say something?]

[Iago will probably flip out on him...]

Comrade, I realize this may be a stupid question, but are you all right?

inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:19:15 UTC

No, Comrade, I'm not.

But you can help me, you useless damn cur.

Rum. Rum will make this better.

buywithme February 6 2011, 02:23:40 UTC

Comrade, I think you're either underestimating the problem, or overestimating the restorative qualities of rum.

[Pause]

Also, I have no rum.

inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:25:17 UTC

Just as I thought.

Useless.

Get out, Prefect. You should have disappeared when you graduated. Then you wouldn't be so damn boring.

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stopthat_destro February 6 2011, 02:16:12 UTC

[YOU SO EMBARRASSING, IAGO.]

Perhaps you should turn your communicator off, Iago. And then drink water.

...

And don't lie on your back. [BECAUSE YOU MIGHT CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND EW.]

inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:20:18 UTC

[SHUT UP, REX. HE'S ~DISTRAUGHT~].

No. I want them to know! I want you to see.

Are you next, Rex? Will the Admiral pull you away, too? Back to...your little planet like he did your girlfriend?

lolsorry whattasteisthis February 6 2011, 02:25:10 UTC

Be silent you cretin.

Re: lolsorry inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:26:09 UTC

Oh, you can shut up, too.

Asshole.

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fuckyoucynthia February 6 2011, 02:17:04 UTC

You're crossing your plays.

[Cooper is...intensely bored. This looks like a chance to alleviate it. c:]

inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:21:02 UTC

I'm allowed to. I'm the only one here qualified to do so! [He might have slurred that a little. Or a lot.]

fuckyoucynthia February 6 2011, 02:22:47 UTC

[Oh Iago. You drunk.]

Oh, yeah. Sure you are.

Are you going to accuse anyone else of being a traitor? The night was looking kind of dull.

inhumandog February 6 2011, 02:24:22 UTC

[As loud as he can manage.]

Tell me why you want your bullets and we'll see!

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