Since I am obedient to the laws laid down by the Internet Lords, for whom no image is graven, no deeds documented, no sonnet speaks, yet beings of resonating ascendancy, shadows cast on their dominion -- colossi, gazing over us with omniscient eyes and stone tongues, of whom the ease of denial is eclipsed by the impossibility of escape, for whom ( Read more... )

In this Spanish class silliness, I am required to spend extra hours outside of class at the cultural center. Last week, I wanted to get some of those hours out of the way, so I went in and scrolled through the list of DVDs I could watch. I stopped scrolling immediately when I found Scooby Doo's Original Mysteries with Spanish dub ( Read more... )

I bought the new two-disc Serenity DVD yesterday. I think you guys should probably know that I'm a big fucking consumer whore. I guess I was always going to buy it at some point, but I bought it at that particular moment because there was this sticker on it. The sticker told me something about an exclusive Best Buy comic within! I didn't even know ( Read more... )

For the first time that I remember, I have a teacher that grades individual papers via letters rather than percentage points. My short story was A- as hell ( Read more... )

Wayne Coyne, of The Flaming Lips fame, was to be hanging out at a record store last Monday night in Oklahoma City in celebration of the release of their concert DVD, UFOs At The Zoo. Unfortunately, I do not live in Oklahoma City. However, Chris does! He was awesome enough to go and get me the autograph of this totally awesome man. Unfortunately, he ( Read more... )

I just wanted to update because everybody else was doing it.

First entry of 2007! 2006's mother is so fat that I couldn't see around enough to realize that there was another year right behind her -- so vivacious and full of that youthful exuberance that only exists to be later crushed, and yet we are all afterwards forced to keep on living like a cartoon character after an anvil incident ( Read more... )

O.J. Simpson to discuss killings

"O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement.

Ha ha ha, oh WOW.

Because Weird Al is quite apparently releasing a new album soon, his forums for the past few months have been full of fans trying to guess what's going to be on it. Since it was confirmed that the album would include a Green Day parody, many people figured that a Boulevard Of Broken Dreams parody was likely (though it's actually turned out to be an ( Read more... )

pandaman27: If you could go back in time and talk to the designers of the Virtual Boy, what would you say?

or:

The title of our book we're gonna write because I cant think of one right now.All right, guys, I know you've all been working hard on this new system. It's something different, and here at Nintendo, we try to remain fluid with the new technology ( Read more... )