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[ingrid_hicks]

Demonic toads in the apartment building? Are they kidding me? Yuffie asked me to call the insurance company and I've been on hold for like an hour. Unreal. You'd think insurance companies on a Hellmouth would have more people staffed on a Monday. Morons

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[_trick_]

*enters the office a half hour later* Hi! Sorry it took a bit, I had to finish filling out paperwork at the station.

Whats up? You sounded really pleased about something on the phone.

[ingrid_hicks]

*points to the toads who are now housed in their own tank*

Meet Kermit and Mr. Toad. They are demonic toads who our insurance company didn't want to pay us back for the damage these little guys called.

*smirks*

Until I offered to send them over to the insurance agent so she could see for herself they are a sign of the apocalypse.

[_trick_]

*laughs* Okay, I so need you to handle my insurance next time my car gets hit.

*looks over at the tank in surprise* Wait, aren't those the toads that you said was found in your brothers' bathroom? Their um, cute in their own demonic way. You named them?

[ingrid_hicks]

*beams a smile at him while she grabs her purse*

Yeah, I'm going to keep them. I think people will be less likely to be late on their rent with Kermie and Toadie around.

Want to grab pizza or a burger at the diner?

[ingrid_hicks]

My sister, Bella, has a dimension double who is in town now. The double is married to a guy who in this dimension is a vampire. Apparently my sister and the vampire believed they were married at one time and still joke that they are husband and wife. So, it is a little freaky that their doubles, who are both mortal, really are married, don't you think?

[_trick_]

Um yeah i guess.

Hold on, whats a dimensonal double and why does Izzy have one in town?

[ingrid_hicks]

There are other dimensions and some of them are just like ours except our doubles may live totally different lives from us. You should talk to Yuffie and Penn. They are dimensional doubles and they teleport.

I'm not sure why the other Isabella is here. It will be kind of weird to run into her though. What if I like her better than my sister?

[_trick_]

They are? *more to himself* I always figured they were just twins.

Wait, you mean like there are multiple dimensons and stuff? Like there's a whole other me out there somewhere livng a completely different life.

*shrugs* Well I dunno, she would be like Izzy wouldn't she? Just married and all? But what? Did she just show up here for the hell of it?