Comments | infrogmation: This will no doubt be TEH B3ST M0V1E EVAR!

infrogmation

This will no doubt be TEH B3ST M0V1E EVAR!

Mar 06, 2007 12:33

Via la_azteca:

Forthcoming film Tyrannosaurus Azteca

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dinosaurs, cinema

Comments 7

pentomino March 6 2007, 17:43:53 UTC

All it needs now is submarines and a heist, and it could be the perfect movie.

Though, what could top the concept of "Snakes on a Plane"? Certainly the movie itself couldn't.

jvandenberg March 6 2007, 18:07:27 UTC

Hmm, eccentric british aristocrat decides to 'acquire' an ancient aztec ruby/diamond/gold whatsit that belonged to a 'lizard god'. As part of the plan they will parachute in from jet fighters. They get to the gold thing, avoiding intricate traps that still work 800 years after last being serviced, only to discover that the thing is cursed. Raptors jump out of the walls and the party of accomplished thieves run away, but cleverly use the pyramids (yes, I know that was more a maya thing, i'm doing hollywood here) traps to kill or maim the raptors as they flee. On the outside, they are chased by more dinosaurs to their escape submarine. While going down the amazon, they are attacked by a pleisiosaur that is also eating pirhanas. They could also use some satellite lasers to kill the big dinosaurs. We probably also need some hawt chyx.

la_azteca March 6 2007, 20:44:24 UTC

Throw in a luchador, and you have the makings of a classic!

mshollie March 6 2007, 17:47:54 UTC

Cool! I saw Snakes on a Plane...really bad movie. I expect this one to reach the same caliber of cine con queso the snake movie did.

ancientscripts March 6 2007, 18:23:27 UTC

They'll need some catchy and cuss-word-filled slogan to top "Snakes on a Plane".

"I want these f***ing lizards off my f***ing pyramid!"

songchick March 8 2007, 22:42:13 UTC

Or "I'm sick of these mother *&(*&(^ dinosaurs in on my mother )&^&*%^ Aztec ruins" ... ;)

mshollie March 6 2007, 19:37:14 UTC

We've gotta see this movie! :)