[ficlet] "let's have fun!", 1/1

[xdespondence]

Title: “Let’s Have Fun!”
Pairing: Jonghyun/Key
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance/Humor
Summary: “I told you guys to get me an awesome Christmas present. Not a prostitute.” “Well, for the record, he’s a classy prostitute.”
Notes: I don’t even know. PURE SMUT. *cowers*

Comments

[meridianslair]

omg if ppl keep writing christmas smut i might just DIE XD but it would be a very good death.

very nice job 8D (can i haz me a classy Jonghyun prostitute as well?)

[xdespondence]

ohoho but christmas smut is the best kind of smut 8D thanks for the comment! *hands over wrapped-up classy prostitute jonghyun*

[meridianslair]

indeed it is.. indeed it is... right after fivesome smuts ofc 83
np np ^.^

WOOT!~ *runs off with jjong*

i'll have to watch ur comm now.. in hope for more delicious smut kekeke

[g_odalisque13]

goddamn.
i don't even know what to say honestly.
that was so fucking hot.
and i loved the conversations between the two of them. both hilarious and sweet at the same time.

Pause. “Dude, I’m a prostitute. I don’t do these emotional things.”
“Right. Sorry.”
and this just cracked me up XD

i'm definitely going to watch your comm after this!

[xdespondence]

ahaha thank you! while writing the entire thing, i seriously couldn't believe that i could come up with something like this... it's actually kind of embarrassing ^^"

thanks for commenting and watching! :D

[sowoneulmarapwa]

Oh my god. This - this was amazing. I almost died. Like ... holy crap.

[xdespondence]

score one point for shameless smut writer! 8D thanks for reading and commenting!

[followtheleadah]

*sputters*
holy that was hot <3 :3

[xdespondence]

haha thank you! :)

[mad_nux]

oh shittt that was fucking hot <333333

kibum should go call jong.. UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

best christmas present everrrr!!

[xdespondence]

YOUR USERNAME *worships*
in my mind, kibum calls him, they totally jump each other, and then go out for coffee. and they fall head over heels for each other, of course. :)