I have to share these lyrics with you, because it makes me laugh every single time. The song is called "Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai?"

Man: What's under your skirt? What's under your skirt? What's under your blouse? What's under your blouse?
Woman: My heart is under my skirt, my heart is under my blouse

What a dirty man.. thats all i have to say. He ( Read more... )

Laura, remember that time we were in seattle with the boys (maybe they're men by now..?) and you kept on singing that out loud. I didnt believe you when you told me it was a real song, and now i love it. And i love you too. I'll call you sometime ;)

Anyway...

(1) You guys... making out is the nastiest sound ever. And i didnt realize it until ( Read more... )

Why do i always want exactly what i cant have? And when i realize i cant have it, why do i want it even more?

PARTY!!! I'm at my roommate's boyfriends place. Is that weird? HAHAHA! ANd also, i'm drunk. YAY! Ignore this post because i'm just writing because it will make me laughg when i read it. YAY!! Let's see how many times i can say YAY ( Read more... )

So Lauren's waiting in line to pay for the groceries when i ask her if she picked up some ice cream. She said no... so i told her to wait in line and i'd go grab some super quick. When i get back, this is what she said ( Read more... )

I'm not even kidding. This weekend rocked my socks off... here's a little something for you kids. Pictures!

They're mostly from last night at this girls birthday gathering that we had at the apartment.

Do you think it's possible to want someone? I mean no emotions attached.. just want someone to get down and dirty with. Don't read into this statement, you guys (or should i say you girls?! I'm not talking about that at all.. or maybe i am just a little ( Read more... )

So i dont really make my new years resolutions, but i made one for myself this year: work hard, play harder. I can safely say that i did play harder for new years... and it was a blast ( Read more... )

(1) Sometimes, dont you just listen to a song and think they're singing about you? Thats what Blind Melon does for me ( Read more... )

Hardwork can suck my ass.. it doesnt get you anywhere but screwed and pissed off

THE END!