HAY, PAQ YOU BIG BOII

[indelible_x]

k. gather round boys and girls. here's what's up:
- EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, BUT IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN BEING SHOT IN THE FACE.

remember that for next time, kiddos.

also, thinking of starting every day with a threat to help me accomplish mah hopes n dreamzz.

I mean, think about it: a Daily Threat has the potential to be loads of fun! Nothing is more

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[minhofirelight]

Kelsey... Your infinite wisdom amazes me. [/bows down forever]

I vote yes on the Daily Threat. I've always worked better under pressure...

[indelible_x]

you may worship me.

DAILY THREAT COULD BE REVOLUTIONARY.

[minhofirelight]

You're like Kim Heechul, people just HAVE to worship you.

It'll be like those motivational daily calendars that say cheery things like, "Today all your dreams will come true" but instead it'll say "Today I kidnapped your dreams and raped them. What are you gonna do about it?"

[indelible_x]

MMHMMM
SO YOU BETTER HIDE YOH KIDS, HIDE YOH WIFE, AND HIDE YOH HUSBANDS, CAUSE I'M THREATENIN ERRYBODY OUT HERE.

[hazellicious]

I need this in my life. o____________o

Brb, planting a bomb under your parents' car so that you'd be a good girl and wash the dishes.

[indelible_x]

SO, YOU APPROVE?

it's very effective.

[hazellicious]

OF COURSE I APPROVE.

THIS IS POWER.

IF YOU DON'T GO KIDNAP SHINEE FOR ME THIS INSTANT, I'MMA RAPE YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.

[indelible_x]

LOLOLOLOL.

PERFECT MOTIVATION.