I saw this and, well...

[with_rainfall]

http://monologues.co.uk/Childrens_Favourites/Smasham_Uppe.htm

Distinctly Bertie-esque, no? Can't you just imagine poor Bertie being so blithely polite in the face of walking disasters?

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[storyfan]

That does sound like our Bertie!

[dogwoodblossom]

I can also see Bertie as that walking disaster. Though I can't think of anyone he knows who'd be taht polite to him about it.