Just in time for your holiday shopping.

[incuein]

Now, I've come across a lot of oddities on eBay before - the entire Country Music Wax Museum for sale, the former missile site being sold as real estate, accordions...

But this might be the best one of all (Not Entirely Safe for Work).

Comments

[starryknight628]

hahahaha that is great!

[volvita]

I think you should buy it. I will be your featured performer!

[starryknight628]

Yes. And for your gay customers, Sean and I will volunteer. And that new icon is hilarious!

[volvita]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neil!

1. Neil cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
2. Neil will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Neil and water.
4. Neil is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Neil as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.