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[incuein]

David Letterman's Top Ten Dumb Guy Tips For Avoiding The Bird Flu
10. If you have a chicken, check for swelling in the McNuggets.
09. Fill birdfeeder with Sucrets.
08. Go back to the old Y2K bunker, start drinking.
07. Avoid birds that look like they're up to something.
06. Move to a place where there are no birds, like the moon!
05. Anti-

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[lisajoyce]

Another good reason to be a vegetarian. Of course, next thing they'll come up with is Mushroom Flu or something. We're all fucked.