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Imagine everyone you talk to and everyone you see is a celebrity and see how much more appealing and better looking they become.

The dress in itself was fine.
The necklace in itself was fine.
The sandals were terrible,
The socks were worse,
And the whole outfit was a monstrosity.

Denim chicken.

Lately I've been scared into running to God for protection. There have been a heap of frightening coincidences that have me left wondering about, and afraid of, the existence of demons. And as far as I'm concerned, if I believe in demons, I must also believe in God ( Read more... )

A hot day's evening, a walk to the bus stop, a coming by a rosemary bush. She picks a small branch and continues strolling to the bus stop. The bus rumbles up, its doors jagger open, multirider (whether it likes it or not) is slipped into validater ( Read more... )

Sure, it's not until August, but...

New PVC jacket (the old one has completely bust)
Dune Tunes CD (sand dune music)
These crazy awesome wicked-cool shoes I saw at Nine West

My boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend's granddad died on Wednesday ( Read more... )

So you're strolling through uni campus, your home away from home, about to walk under the overpass that connects the Arts building with the library, when a flamboyant young man who is watching you from the library's balcony flings out his arms and bursts into song:

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Oohh, WEAK, GIRLY muscles! I thought you said, "wee, curly muscles"!

Q: What did the donkey say when it saw the gigolo?
A: He whore!

Look Both Ways: 4 stars. Must see. Brilliant.

For the past fortnight I've been the only female in a house of five boys. I've never cleaned so much in my LIFE.