[FIC] Incepting Your Childhood
Some short pieces. Mostly silly.
Title: Eames Bear and Arthur Piglet
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Notes: An Inception and Winnie the Pooh fusion. Eames Bear attempts a rain cloud forgery and honey extraction.
Fact: In the Soviet Russian Vinni Puh animation, Piglet does, in fact, go for his pop-gun to help, though it's Vinni Puh's idea.
Eames Bear was sitting in his thoughtful spot, thinking and contemplative with his head bowed slightly and his little rounded paws at his temples and Arthur Piglet climbed up onto the log that Eames was sitting on and asked, "What on earth is going on in that head of yours today?" Arthur's voice was small, coming from a small body wearing a small button-down shirt under a trim little waistcoat, but also it was no-nonsense, suggesting that if you attempted to push him down he'd launch himself at you with the force of a tiny, pink bullet. But that was neither here nor there, and Eames looked up at the sound of Arthur's voice, and smiled, and he said, "I was just thinking--there's honey to be had today, and I was mentally drafting out the best plan with which to obtain it. Would you like to accompany me on my hunting-hunting venture?"
Arthur made an indifferent noise. "I'll watch," he said.
--
The plan turned out to involve a balloon and quantities of mud that covered Eames from plush head to toe. Also, everything went terribly wrong while Eames was attempting the actual honey extraction, and while Arthur looked up from under his umbrella, and Eames looked down whilst hanging from the string of his blue balloon, the honey bees beginning to swarm, Eames called down, "A little help, darling?"
Arthur wrinkled his piglet nose. Then he said, "I'll go get my rifle."
"What?" cried Eames.
But Arthur had already run to fetch his pop-gun.
Title: The Great Muppet Inception
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Notes: Nonsense, really, involving Eames and Arthur in a Sesame Street/Muppets & Inception fusion.
Fact: Cookie Monster is smarter than he looks. Just watch him on Monsterpiece Theater, searchable on youtube. You might also want to google search for Cookie Monster on the Colbert Report.
Arthur Darling the muppet was cleaning his gun in the kitchen. Eames the muppet was watching him. Arthur could see the top of Eames' felt face sticking up over the other side of the table.
"I'm having lunch with Cookie Monster today--to provide moral support. He's been having trouble sticking to his cookies-sometimes-food regime. Do you want to come?" Arthur was reassembling his gun after lightly oiling it. "He's been watching The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and wants to do a Monsterpiece Theater adaption of it. You might find the conversation interesting."
Arthur wiped his hands on an extra rag.
"You know you want to," Eames sang. He shook the table a few times for emphasis, making the gun rattle against the wood, then rested his nose against the table and looked up at Arthur in what was probably an attempt at a soulfully pleading expression. Arthur glared at him.
"I've already agreed to play a part in his next film noir piece for the show, I think I need a break from that monster," Arthur said flatly. "He keeps eating everything. He tried to eat my Glock. A gun is not a cookie."
Title: Eames Bear and Arthur Piglet
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Notes: An Inception and Winnie the Pooh fusion. Eames Bear attempts a rain cloud forgery and honey extraction.
Fact: In the Soviet Russian Vinni Puh animation, Piglet does, in fact, go for his pop-gun to help, though it's Vinni Puh's idea.
Eames Bear was sitting in his thoughtful spot, thinking and contemplative with his head bowed slightly and his little rounded paws at his temples and Arthur Piglet climbed up onto the log that Eames was sitting on and asked, "What on earth is going on in that head of yours today?" Arthur's voice was small, coming from a small body wearing a small button-down shirt under a trim little waistcoat, but also it was no-nonsense, suggesting that if you attempted to push him down he'd launch himself at you with the force of a tiny, pink bullet. But that was neither here nor there, and Eames looked up at the sound of Arthur's voice, and smiled, and he said, "I was just thinking--there's honey to be had today, and I was mentally drafting out the best plan with which to obtain it. Would you like to accompany me on my hunting-hunting venture?"
Arthur made an indifferent noise. "I'll watch," he said.
--
The plan turned out to involve a balloon and quantities of mud that covered Eames from plush head to toe. Also, everything went terribly wrong while Eames was attempting the actual honey extraction, and while Arthur looked up from under his umbrella, and Eames looked down whilst hanging from the string of his blue balloon, the honey bees beginning to swarm, Eames called down, "A little help, darling?"
Arthur wrinkled his piglet nose. Then he said, "I'll go get my rifle."
"What?" cried Eames.
But Arthur had already run to fetch his pop-gun.
Title: The Great Muppet Inception
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Notes: Nonsense, really, involving Eames and Arthur in a Sesame Street/Muppets & Inception fusion.
Fact: Cookie Monster is smarter than he looks. Just watch him on Monsterpiece Theater, searchable on youtube. You might also want to google search for Cookie Monster on the Colbert Report.
Arthur Darling the muppet was cleaning his gun in the kitchen. Eames the muppet was watching him. Arthur could see the top of Eames' felt face sticking up over the other side of the table.
"I'm having lunch with Cookie Monster today--to provide moral support. He's been having trouble sticking to his cookies-sometimes-food regime. Do you want to come?" Arthur was reassembling his gun after lightly oiling it. "He's been watching The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and wants to do a Monsterpiece Theater adaption of it. You might find the conversation interesting."
Arthur wiped his hands on an extra rag.
"You know you want to," Eames sang. He shook the table a few times for emphasis, making the gun rattle against the wood, then rested his nose against the table and looked up at Arthur in what was probably an attempt at a soulfully pleading expression. Arthur glared at him.
"I've already agreed to play a part in his next film noir piece for the show, I think I need a break from that monster," Arthur said flatly. "He keeps eating everything. He tried to eat my Glock. A gun is not a cookie."