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Prompt Post No. 18

Aug 21, 2011 09:00

Welcome to Round 18 of the Inception Kink Meme.

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Arthur/Eames, Cobb anonymous August 23 2011, 16:27:02 UTC

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq943NomW1qfwij5o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1314202562&Signature=Z1gzQ8rSExDzwQt5QITv7ZhdHvo%3D (SFW)
Arthur and Eames are finally getting together but Cobb isn't to pleased with this (he's afraid he'll lose Arthur as his BFF) and keeps coming up with more and more weird reasons as to why Arthur should dump him.

fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [1/?] anonymous October 9 2011, 07:45:47 UTC

this is really cracky and I could say that I am really, really sorry for this. but I'm not. (Not too much.)

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:25:07 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

are u feeling ok?

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:25:50 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

why are u being so nice

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:26:13 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

why didn't u ask me if I wanted coffee

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:26:49 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

I would like some coffee

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:27:00 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

please bring me coffee

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:27:56 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

where are ur manners? I know ur mother raised u better than this

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday ( ... )

fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [2/?] anonymous October 9 2011, 07:51:09 UTC

From: System Administrator [mailto:adminDONOTREPLY@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:35:05 AM
To: Dom
Subject: UNDELIVERABLE: [No Subject]

Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients.
Subject: [No Subject]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:35:02 AM
The following recipient(s) cannot be reached:

arthur@dreamnet.org on Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:35:02 AM The e-mail address could not be found. Perhaps the recipient moved to a different e-mail organization, or there was a mistake in the address. Check the address and try again.
554REPLY:554_Service_unavailable;_Client_host_[fmailhost03.isp.dream.net]_blocked_by_sbl-xbl.spamhaus.org;_ http://www.spamhaus.org/query/bl?ip=55.155.341.505 smtp; Permanent Failure: Other address status>

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2011 9:36:09 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: HE IS A COLD BLOODED KILLER

HE THINKS VIOLENCE IS FUNNY

From: System Administrator [ ( ... )

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [2/?] foxgloveli October 9 2011, 08:39:41 UTC

Cobb as cockblocker = never gets old

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [2/?] anonymous October 9 2011, 11:08:18 UTC

This is amazing, I was laughing for like 5 minutes.

lol "false alarm" hahjfhaahhaha

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [2/?] anonymous October 9 2011, 14:45:59 UTC

Ahaha, I will never get tired of obsessively overprotective Cobb! I particularly loved the "sorry :(" email because I could just picture it in my head. OH DOM YOU SILLY MAN. Anyway, wonderful stuff, anon :D

fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [3/?] anonymous October 10 2011, 06:26:54 UTC

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:19:23 PM
To: Stark
Subject: [No Subject]

i think that the worst part is that u know i’m right

From: Ash Stark [mailto:astark@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:20:11 PM
To: Cobb
Subject: RE: [No Subject]

Really, I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about. Don’t drink so early--you just got your kids back.

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:20:38 PM
To: Stark
Subject: RE: RE: [No Subject]

arthur u should know by now ur anagrams are ridiculously easy to crack.

p.s. i can hear u caring

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:20:42 PM
To: Stark
Subject: [No Subject]

and don’t think i didn’t see u 2 come in together

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:20:46 PM
To: Stark
Subject: [No Subject]

and don’t think i didn’t see ur coffees. don’t think i didn’t notice u were missing an extra one (AKA MINE)

From: System Administrator [mailto: ( ... )

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [4/?] anonymous October 10 2011, 06:28:46 UTC

character limits need to die. p.s.: thank you for your comments! ♥

From: Ariadne [mailto:ariadne@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:25:00 PM
To: Cobb, Arthur, Eames
Subject: who is astark?

I’m getting emails from astark@dreamnet.org? should I know who that is??? (it keeps sending me "Cobb is a dick." messages. wtf?)

From: Eames [mailto:eames@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 12:25:22 PM
To: Ariadne, Cobb, Arthur
Subject: RE: who is astark?

the messages I'm getting are much more creative than that

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [5/?] anonymous October 10 2011, 15:32:43 UTC

From: Dom [mailto:dom@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:06:11 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

arthur

From: Dom [mailto:dom@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:08:09 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

arthur

From: Dom [mailto:dom@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:08:11 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

arthur :(

From: Dom [mailto:dom@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:09:36 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: I’m sorry ok? :(
Attachments: imsorrycallas.jpg

I’m just trying to look out for u. What if he doesn’t love u like I do?

From: Arthur [mailto:arthur@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:10:00 PM
To: Dom
Subject: RE: I’m sorry ok? :(

that is so creepy.

From: Dom [mailto:dom@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:10:10 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: RE: RE: I’m sorry ok? :(

:)

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [5/?] anonymous October 10 2011, 17:13:56 UTC

this is so amusing, omg :DDDD Cobb is such a creep

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [5/?] anonymous October 10 2011, 19:04:47 UTC

Im pretty sure im the op for this and just wanted to let tou know that this is awesum amd i love it!

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [5/?] anonymous October 11 2011, 22:23:34 UTC

<3! glad you love it OP!!

fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [6/?] anonymous October 11 2011, 22:41:00 UTC

From: Eames [mailto:eames@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2011 11:18:23 PM
To: Cobb
Subject: since you’re so concerned
Attachments: arthursback.png

god, his back acne is disgusting, but I’m fairly certain you’re to blame for 99.9% of it.

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2011 11:29:48 PM
To: Eames
Subject: RE: since you’re so concerned
Attachments: arthursback.png

U HAVE UR OWN ROOM. I SUGGEST U STAY THERE.

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2011 11:30:11 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: FW: since you’re so concerned
Attachments: arthursback.png

he’s watching u sleep how is that not creepy?? ask to change rooms asap

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2011 11:31:33 PM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

U SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE HOTELS

From: Dom [mailto:domc@dreamnet.org]
Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:09:55 AM
To: Arthur
Subject: [No Subject]

I hope that this lack of response is because u’re too busy moving.

From: Arthur [mailto: ( ... )

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [6/?] anonymous October 12 2011, 01:24:30 UTC

Hahaha, this is hilarious. Great punch line. :D

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [6/?] anonymous October 12 2011, 04:09:20 UTC

i wonder how long arthur will last before he kills cobb?

or cuts his internet.

\o/

Re: fill: TO WHOM IT REALLY, REALLY CONCERNS. (REALLY. SERIOUS CONCERNS.) [6/?] alicia_jo October 13 2011, 02:22:39 UTC

I vote for Arthur making-out with Eames in front of Cobb when he loses it...which causes Cobb to have a heart attack.

Amazing story so far. This had me laughing so fucking hard.

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