[found!][fic search] arthur/eames espionage/spy/assassin/domestic fic (specific quote)

[silverotter]

Okay, so I've had this quote rolling around in my brain for a while, and I can't seem to find the fic it comes from:

"Oh my god, you harlot," said Ariande, "You can't sit sexy tied to a wooden chair!"

I thought it was Mr Eames and Mr Eames by jibralis, but I've just re-read that and that line isn't it in. So, I'd be happy for some assistance

Comments

[laconicneeds]

All's Fair probably isn't what you wanted, but has a similar quote: "Oh my God, did you really send him a picture of you with your fingers in your mouth?" Ariadne demands from somewhere behind everyone. "That's so gross! Arthur, you slut!" (They send each other pictures, post cards, gifts, then Eames shows up)

[silverotter]

Thank you for the rec, but no, that's not it. Eames was some sort of assassin/spy, and so was Arthur, and Eames had been tied to the chair by Ariadne and Arthur.

[jenna_marianne]

It's the one where Arthur is an assassin and Eames is his new gardener (and also an assassin!): the pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects by stachelyjohnson.
Here's the quote:
"I can see what you're going to say already," Ariadne begins, staring hard at Arthur's face. "And I'm going to say now that it's an awful idea. Oh my god, stop sliding forward, you harlot." she hisses at Eames. "There's no way to sit sexy tied to a wooden chair."

[silverotter]

YES, YOU'RE AWESOME, THANK YOU.

[jenna_marianne]

Welcome!

[anne_jumps]

Oh my god, I'm loving this so much