Anyone seen my flatmate? He was right here a minute ago, so he can't have gone far. It's nothing important, not like we're going anywhere ha or I'm in a hurry but I wanted to talk to him about the kitchen situation and I swear, you look away for half a second and the bloke vanishes on you ( Read more... )

( A bit taller than me, though possibly in a fetal position. Or maybe running away from something. )