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[in_this_moment]

The following is a transcription of a text message exchange Miranda and I had earlier.

Mir: I just saw dead people!
Me: u mean haley joel osment?
Mir: No real dead people. big rollover on grant (road)
Me: holy cuddly monkey! r there any fatalities?
Mir: Nothing could survive the compression of the top of that suv. pancakes would be smooshed.
Me:

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[colorofsakura]

Did the cops or any of the medics have any bottles of cola at all? Coca-Cola/Pepsi/etc?

That's a pretty good indicator of whether there are dead people at crash sites. Cola has such a high acid concentration that they use it to clean bloodstains/brain matter from the road.

[in_this_moment]

Apparently, she didn't notice.

[in_this_moment]

Thanks. We always try to find light in the senseless tragedies of the world. Lord knows there's far too many out there.