CANTO LVII

[in_a_dark_wood]

[voice; English]

Ya know, I'd be a lot more pissed off about my door missing if it weren't so likely that I was just gonna kick it in anyway?

*There's a faint rumbling and Dante drops the communicator, then retrieves it again*

Dammit, what now?

Comments

[voice; english]

[blameshimself]

You were a victim of the recent... "door burglaries?"

[voice; english]

[in_a_dark_wood]

Or Trish did something. Wouldn't be the first time.

[voice; english]

[soulgivenlight]

I did no such thing. [foot taping]

...the sky...

[voice; english]

[in_a_dark_wood]

I'm just SAYING...You tend to dish out a whole lotta property damage wherever ya go, babe.

[notyourpage]

Someone's been stealin' doors?

[in_a_dark_wood]

Stan was running amok the other night.

[notyourpage]

Dunno who that is but.... guess that explains why the closet door is missin. Guess I won't be sleeping for a while.

[carrythesin]

[in_a_dark_wood]

[withoutnobody]

Man, like there aren't more important things to the community, someone has to go and do this.

[in_a_dark_wood]

I guess people might...get cold? Damn, I dunno. The guy seems a bit wrong in the head.

[withoutnobody]

Lose privacy ... it's just generally annoying. Haven't talked to him, but I wouldn't doubt it.

[daddyslilpyro]

Well you already told me that the cold doesn't bug you. I'm not worried.

[in_a_dark_wood]

We go through doors kinda fast around here anyway.

[daddyslilpyro]

Wonder why that is.

[in_a_dark_wood]

Sometimes I'm in a hurry?