for beyondtherift - 006

[imwotchingyou]

There I was, a wee ickle Fifth Year, bound and determined to see if I could manage to morph the bits. I had seem them. I knew what they felt like but I couldn't do it myself. One day, I was studying for potions. Yeah, I did that, had to really

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[imwotchingyou]

...

[imwotchingyou]

Bloody hell!

[bewilderoy]

[That hearty laughter ringing through the halls?

Yeah. You know who it belongs to.]

You know.

You didn't have to "wait it out."

[imwotchingyou]

[ Do you hear any loud footsteps Gilderoy? ]

Listen, I don't have any problems with helping a bloke get started but there was no way in hell that I was doing that. I'd rather be a walking hat pole.

[bewilderoy]

My, you have a way with words.

[imwotchingyou]

At least I'm honest with mine.

[ohshiny_tomatos]

You

You had a thing?

[she tried to write the word, really she did, but it was weird.]

[imwotchingyou]

Yeah, for about an hour I had a cock. It was weird. It's no wonder they're so bloody randy most of the time. They can feel it. It's just there.

[ohshiny_tomatos]

I don't think I'd want one. What do you even do with it?

[imwotchingyou]

I didn't do anything to it, I swear. I was just walking through Hogsmeade and the next thing I do I was a walking peg.

[sollers]

[Just. FOREVER TRAUMATIZED BY ALL THESE ENTRIES.]

[imwotchingyou]

[ Sorry Hermione! Tonks hadn't intended to share this either. =\ ]

[sollers]

[Rift, why you gotta be like that? =/]

[imwotchingyou]

[ BECAUSE! ]

[magicandpudding]

[Luna just... has no idea what to say. NO IDEA. She is well-used to the weird. But... her sixteen year old brain isn't sure how to process this.]

Oh, dear..

[imwotchingyou]

Yeah. =\