Fred leaned back on Ennis's couch and whined. "I'm sleeping here tonight. I am one hundred percent positive I will splinch myself if I go home." He flopped his hands dramatically over his eyes. "Repay the favor, etcetera, Ennis. Plus I gave you brownies. Birthday brownies!"
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"What's splinchin' yerself?" he asked gruffly, thinking that sounded dirty. He glanced over at Fred, smiling to himself at how cozy the other man looked.
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"It's when you leave a bit of yourself behind," Fred explained. "S'not always really bad -- Ronnie used to lose bits of his eyebrows qui~ite often, but it can, you know, be a wee more serious than that."
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Fred paused. "Although some people say he meant to do it, all romantic like, since he was leaving his lady love's bower or whatever, but -I- think that, one, she probably wasn't too appreciative of the lump of bloody organ there and, two, if it was a conscious decision? He was probably too topped up on sherry to realize it was ridiculously stupid."
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He had a feeling he'd be sleeping a lot better than he had in a long while.
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