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[impure_tale]

Honestly, this is why I so loathe these infirmary visits. You strap me to a bed (so much wasted potential, there) and I miss everything interesting.

And so few visitors! The lot of you wish me to die of ennui, is that so?

[Private to Infirmary Staff]In all seriousness we really must discuss the matter of my release. Am I going to require

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[doctor_j_crane]

You're strapped to a bed? Really?

[impure_tale]

For a time I was. Presumably because I could have exacerbated the damage by moving.

[doctor_j_crane]

That seems fairly routine, but still unpleasant.

[darknessb4me]

What's the ennui Death Toll like, I wonder?

[Sarcastic. Trolls gonna troll.]I

[impure_tale]

I rather first imagined it would resemble something like a bedroom romp with you, but I'm certain that cannot be the case. You see, a death by ennui would at least be an occurrence to remark upon later.

[Private]

[failedcreator]

You will have to ask the doctors of more modern medicines, but I do personally believe that bed rest is the best cure for this ailment.

[Private]

[impure_tale]

Monsieur, there is tale called "The Yellow Wallpaper" that I discovered sometime after arriving here. I think you should acquaint yourself with it.

[Private]

[failedcreator]

Perhaps I shall. Can it be found within the library?

[Private]

[championoftime]

There have been several offers for assistance. The technology that we have should be able to heal everything and there's been the offer of spells.

[Private]

[impure_tale]

I have said already that I shall not accept magical aid. What am I to expect?

[Private]

[championoftime]

The technology here can heal everything. You're simply going to require physical therapy afterwards. Accelerated healing still produces scar tissue.

[Private]

[impure_tale]

I see. What would physical therapy entail? And for how long?

[young_idealist]

I was rather busy, marquis, and I somewhat doubt that I would be the person you wished to see you in your helpless state.

[impure_tale]

Ah Monsieur St Just, you do not give yourself enough credit. Does it shock you that I might enjoy your company?

[young_idealist]

A little I must admit. I've seldom been even civil to you.

[impure_tale]

You've also seldom been uncivil. I should think that balances things out.