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[impure_tale]

Right.

You'll have to forgive me if it took so long for me to touch base, campers, but I had some preparations to make.

Honey Badgers -- who are thus named if that's what's painted on the side of your cabin -- I am your Counselor. You can call me Nate. I understand you're a rowdy bunch. That's lovely.

I hope you find your bunks to be satisfactory.

Comments

[inhumandog]

Aren't you clever?

[impure_tale]

I am the most clever man you will ever meet.

[inhumandog]

Somehow I doubt that. What's so clever about you? You weren't that clever last year.

[impure_tale]

Then you did not see enough.

[no_nanomites]

No offense Nate, but I'm glad I didn't get into your cabin.

[impure_tale]

The feeling is probably mutual.

[no_nanomites]

Nate. I'm offended. Deeply and morally so.

[impure_tale]

So?

Prefect isn't in your group, but he feels bad for them :c

[buywithme]

Why you gotta treat people like that, Mister Nate?

[impure_tale]

It's a learning experience.

[buywithme]

It ain't right.

[impure_tale]

'Ain't' isn't a word.

[painhumbles]

[He is so jealous he didn't think of this first, you wouldn't believe it.]

This is gonna turn into a "who can make the most campers cry before the end of summer" contest. You know that, right?

[impure_tale]

If that's what you're intending, then you're doing it wrong.

[painhumbles]

Oh right, because we're supposed to be toughening them up or some crap, right? Personally, I just wanna teach the little punks a few valuable lessons about, uh...

Look, some of these brats have it coming.

[the_ironman]

[A round of applause.]

I may or may not have hidden a few traps throughout the forest. Non-lethal nets and the like. Tread carefully, Badgers!

I hope you planned to have someone KAYAK INTO THOSE NETS. BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING. LIKE IT OR NOT.

[buywithme]