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[impure_tale]

I would like to congratulate those who have auditioned and secured a role -- which is all of you, really, as I appear to have come up short on actors. I need at least two more male actors, or people who can pass for male, to play two the remaining minor roles. Each are played out in one scene and have few lines to memorize, so really anyone could

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[gotgreenmagic]

This place has a drama club too?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that what I'm experiencing now is actually physical pain.

[impure_tale]

I'm afraid I'm not the most familiar with the term "club".

I am merely making use of the stage in the dining hall.

[gotgreenmagic]

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A club is either a group of people with the same interest, usually in something dumb. Or a heavy piece of wood that can use to hurt people if you've got absolutely nothing else within reach.

Guessing you're here from the history books too. If so? Please spare me the ingrained sexism, I've had enough of that this week to last me the rest of my life.

[impure_tale]

Now there's a word I have learned since coming here.

Is there not a little hypocrisy in pre-emptively accusing me of behaving a certain way because I am a man from a certain time and place? Especially since you do so expecting me to expect you to behave a certain way because you are a woman from a certain time and place?

[impure_tale]

A Streetcar Named Desire by Tennessee Williams.

[impure_tale]

The role of the Doctor in the final scene of the play needs a gentle, but authoritative touch.

[supersuitup]

Dude, I wanted to be Stanley!

This body? 100% STANLEY.

[impure_tale]

That's not terribly challenging for you, is it?

[supersuitup]

Who cares about 'challenging'? I just want the lead, bro.

[impure_tale]

Then perhaps you should consider your audition and come to some understanding with yourself as to why that did not happen.

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[themostdashing]

Are you...still looking for any musicians, Marchese?

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[impure_tale]

Indeed I am! Thank you for reminding me!

Private - exclamation marks are unnerving :c

[themostdashing]

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I play the piano. And the violin, only a little. You may consider me available if there is nobody else.

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[impure_tale]

Merci, lovely, merci.