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impure_tale

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Jun 12, 2009 10:20

Captain Kirk, I would hate to think that punctuality is no longer considered a virtue among men of rank where you come from.

the marquis is bitching you out, captain kirk

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He's being a dick... because he can be. captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 14:28:44 UTC

What'd I tell you about those big words, Marquis de Sade?

You want me to call you that? Marquis de Sade? Or do you want something shorter or your first name or oh, how about I give you a creepy nickname?

impure_tale June 12 2009, 14:36:42 UTC

Oh, is someone a little cranky?

Is it a little too early in the day to be asking my Warden to do his job?

Ma pauvre petit capitaine. I ask so much of you!

captain_jtkirk June 12 2009, 16:59:58 UTC

At least you admit to being needy and demanding.

What if I don't think you earned the right to have me do you favors?

impure_tale June 12 2009, 17:05:05 UTC

You already said you would get me parchment.

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supersuitup June 12 2009, 22:41:04 UTC

Captain Kirk?

captain_jtkirk June 13 2009, 00:04:34 UTC

Yes?

supersuitup June 13 2009, 13:03:23 UTC

Like, Kirk. As in Shatner and "KAAAAAAAHHHHNNN!!!" He's here?

[Private to Barney] impure_tale June 13 2009, 15:34:25 UTC

Likely the very same.

The self-important little goon is about as effective as having no Warden at all.

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captain_jtkirk June 13 2009, 00:04:08 UTC

Are you too picky for paper and pens?

impure_tale June 13 2009, 00:43:17 UTC

Paper, parchment -- there is no difference.

captain_jtkirk June 13 2009, 06:01:04 UTC

Interesting.

I'll get back to you.

impure_tale June 13 2009, 15:33:20 UTC

See that you do.