What would Brian Marshall do?

[improper_me]

8 months pregnant. (yes)

Thursday at the cabin. (yes)

Beautiful weather. (yes)

Good company. (yes)

Supposed to be relaxing. (not a chance)

At 11:30 pm came 'the incident'.

I went outside for my last pee break before bed. Pregnancy is a killer on the bladder. (These are the times I appreciate indoor plumbing!)

Now, I have grown up in this

Comments

[zhent]

Oh My GOD! This completely cracked me up! Great piece!

[improper_me]

Thank you! It is a story that will live on through its telling!

[fodschwazzle]

Gee, do you think that Brian Marshall shoots crows? I visualized some Paul Bunyan type with a spear gun with a fishing line attached to it trying to shoot at a dead skunk floating in outhouse water. Fantastic.

[improper_me]

I had that picture as well... but to find out that he is a retired officer... then the picture gets fuzzy. Some day I plan to yell his name at the crowded beach and see who turns my way.

[teenagewitch]

This was a much needed laugh, thank you so much.

[improper_me]

No problem :)
I am a fan of laughter

[catwomon]

That is absolutely priceless! I love it! I want to talk to him! Great story.

[improper_me]

I do too! Though, I am scared that he will not live up to the legend I have created in my mind.

[tsuki_no_bara]

ok, this made me giggle at work. i actually feel kind of bad for the skunk, because what a horrible way to die. and it didn't even get the honor of being fished out by the famous brian marshall.

[improper_me]

I KNOW what a way to go? Terrifying! And a heroic deed supplied by Brian Marshall would have probably brought closure to his family ;)