Don't Rock the Bote*

[impoetry]

Kids and fools I think, that’s who have it best. Maybe drunks too, but only the happy drunks, not the, “I could have rock hard abs if you ever paid attention to me, Janine, instead of constantly taking me for granite,” kind of drunks. Happy drunks are fun and usually approach all situations with a clean slate.

It’s all too hard you know; all of it

Comments

[alycewilson]

And just what I needed, too.

[adoptedwriter]

This is precious! One day I too will get back to WDW and want to be in your Bote!

[rayaso]

Oh, so wonderful! I love the little angel, and your wisdom in just letting her talk. There's something marvelous about little children, especially when they say whatever is on their minds, especially the weird (to adults) stuff.

[halfshellvenus]

Oh, god, what an awesome and totally unexpected experience!

There was so much detail in this I loved, as always. Over-combobulating the world, convicted cookie thieves crying victim in the hospital, alleging that the cookies were personal friends of his, the description of tiny-person prattle as the nothingsomething of it all, and the fact that you let her come to the front and narrate the ride in what was probably a hilarious and utterly genuine and fabulous series of MST3K ramblings.

She may forget this experience one day, but you never will. Thanks so much for sharing it with us!