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impiousnectar

Missives From the Front Lines

Feb 24, 2009 03:24

Cohabitation, n. The act or state of dwelling together, often in an intimate relationship without legal or religious sanction. The wickedness of such state is demonstrated in the most direct faction every fall on college campuses across the globe; if there were such thing as a compassionate God who had say in such matters, all freshmen would be ( Read more... )

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fuschia_drowns February 24 2009, 15:32:21 UTC

Education is a fine thing, is it not? I'm so glad you and Dot were able to attend. That said, rest assured my vote will go our man Barack.

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 10:20:02 UTC

That warms the cockles of my heart -- though no one has ever managed to properly explain for me exactly what a cockle is. Either way, next time you throw a shindig, be sure to send out the invites this way.

austensibly February 24 2009, 18:11:55 UTC

Well, I did notice that liberal applications of Sailor Moon helped Frankie. Liberal applications of ice cream helped me.

That said? I think amazingly slinky. But classy. You'll look mahvelous, dahlink!

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 10:27:19 UTC

Clearly, things of a certain cloying sweetest were required. We're simply lucky that none of us were so bad off to need Beaches, or there might not have been enough tissue in the whole dorm.

But you, my dear, are a shameless flatterer. You've never seen me in slinky, classy or otherwise. I could be carefully concealing the fact that I'm shaped like a potato under these skirts, you know.

sekritagent_ian February 25 2009, 00:45:56 UTC

Very slinky. Is that even really a question?

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 10:28:34 UTC

Of course it is. It's called a rhetorical question, sir!

on_the_dot February 27 2009, 01:27:19 UTC

Sororities and fraternities serve a valuable purpose.

Target practice.

austensibly February 27 2009, 02:02:12 UTC

And they took in my ex-roommates.

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 10:32:10 UTC

Should we be lining them up in our sights, then?

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 10:34:27 UTC

An excellent point, dear roomie. The next question...nay, the obvious question, becomes: what are we aiming at them first?

ozcot February 27 2009, 02:29:14 UTC

You know, you didn't break my head quite so much as the idea of that kind of thrillseeking. There's genuine coming to grips with your feelings, and then there's leading people on.

They do have lesbians in the midwest! I mean, I never met one, but I know we must.

impiousnectar March 2 2009, 11:12:11 UTC

Well, if you look at the commonly accepted percentages, there must be some, yes. Odds are, you even have met them. Or at least one. It's all a question of whether or not a) they realized they were yet, or b) they were hiding it, from other people or themselves or both.

If that is what really had you thrown for a loop, I should apologize. I'm not certain all of them are...thrillseeking, per se. A certain percentage, absolutely. I think a lot of the others aren't so much trying to lead the other girls on as...well. It's college. You're away from home for the first time, the rules are yours to make, you're finally actually becoming an adult -- at least physically -- and so you're left trying to figure out how all this works. And some of what's there to figure out is sexuality: what turns you on, what you can do to turn other people on, what you like or don't like or really crave, the works. Given all that, I can certainly understand a certain rush for turning that new-found ability to drive someone wild on the fairer sex even if you're ( ... )