Title: Ankh-Morpork's Most Wanted
Fandom: Discworld/Due South
Pairing: RayK/Fraser
Wordcount: ~1000
Warnings: None (
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Notes: This is a tribute, pure and simple, to
cesperanza's amazing
Chicago's Most Wanted. It should just about make sense if you haven't read that first, but I would highly, highly recommend doing so. It is written for
birdsflying, with thanks
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forever!!!!
My favourite line is the one about Carrot looking like a rabbit relieving itself. MAYBE. I will come back later and choose another favourite line probably. eeeee <33333!
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<3<3<3
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"Sir," said the dwarf, settling the matter. There couldn't possibly be two different genetic lines able to fit that much reproach into a single word. "Captain Carrot is a member of the Hsf'dsk clan. I am a member of the Cn'dsk clan. I first came to Ankh-Morpork on the trail of the killers of my father and, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, I have remained, attached as liaison officer with the Dwarves Guild."
In other news, this is made of pure brilliance, but I suspect you know that.
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but I suspect you know that.
I did maybe hug myself in glee when I thought of that line, but you can't prove a thing.
Thank you!
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