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[impaling_heaven]

...I don't know why I'd never felt able to tell you before now. Ah, but hearts are shy~

Saphir. &hearts

You are more rare and precious to me than a human autopsy.

And your old-man hair is absolutely gorgeous today.

[[ooc note: Jade isn't actually affected by the 'love' event, he's just pretending in order to get Luke to take notice of Dist,

Comments

[malkuth_emperor]

WHAT HAVE THE GODS DONE TO YOU, JADE!?!?!??!
Help! Jade is SICK! Someone! Do something!!!

[impaling_heaven]

I'm not sick in the least, logical as always, Majesty.

[malkuth_emperor]

Oh, I get it.
You're a devious bastard.
I like it.
&hearts

[Screened to Peony & Jade]

[impaling_heaven]

I thought you might.

1/2

[retardgenius]

I don't have old man hair, damn you!

2/2

[retardgenius]

Wait, wait, wait--what?! What's wrong with you?!

[impaling_heaven]

Oh, dear... but I was just expressing how fabulous I thought it was. Shall I focus on another or your striking features instead?

Wrong with me...? Nothing. I'm perfectly fine, thank you for asking.

You always were so thoughtful, and attuned to the needs of others. &hearts

[retardgenius]

I want to say "yes," but this is weird W-what? What?! What's gotten into you all of a sudden, Jade?!

[impaling_heaven]

...Ah, I see...

You don't return the sentiment.