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[immortaltwat]

Okay, so some of you appear to be having money trouble. That's okay. Nothing wrong with that. But there are ways to deal with it. Helpful ways that don't include, say... selling your flatmates. I was homeless for a few months myself, so I know the tricks of the trade. And you know what? I'm happy to share

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CONCLUSION.

[renegare]

You kick a woman poorly.

[immortaltwat]

I don't kick women at all!

Well, okay, I do sometimes, but not usually. It's a metaphor.

[renegare]

For incompetence.

[immortaltwat]

Normally I'd agree, but this is something I'm actually good at.

[eiremagic]

Yeh're one to talk, as mostly yeh eat what I cook.

[immortaltwat]

Which is why I don't have money trouble. Or at least not much of it. It's sort of the point I'm making here.

Oh, and tell your boyfriend he's not allowed to sell me.

[eiremagic]

Tell him yehrself.

[immortaltwat]

I will, but he's more likely to listen if you tell him.

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[scontros]

Heeeeey, you're kind of pathetic, aren't you?!

[immortaltwat]

How am I pathetic?

[scontros]

[ NO WORDS, MAN, this calls for a demonstration.

BRB FINDING VENDING MACHINE... PUNCHING VENDING MACHINE IN THE GLASS... TAKING ALL THE COOL RANCH DORITOS... WAVING IT ALL UP IN YOUR FACE THE CAMERA... ]

Does that answer your question, idiot?!

[flamewarring]

What a waste of time. If you really wanted a drink so badly, why did you not just get some water from a tap?

[immortaltwat]

Because wanted something that tasted good. I'm not going to get that from a tap. At least not without going into a bar.

[flamewarring]

Honestly, judging by the amount of exercise you just did, you probably sweated out more than you are about to take in.

[immortaltwat]

Except I lived like this for... two months? Longer, even. So, logically that must mean I'm taking in more than I'm sweating, or I'd have died of thirst by now.

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[immortaltwat]

The woman thing was a metaphor. I thought that was obvious. Jesus.

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[immortaltwat]

If I being literal, I'd have stuck my cock in the thing that gives you your change and left it at that.