5th Contract

[immortal_witch]

:: [video] ::

[The video flickers on to show a close up of a doorknob.]

Hm...

[Her hand reaches for it and she opens the door, revealing...]

Comments

[notomboysplz]

I'm gonna be sick.

[immortal_witch]

No kidding. Not only is it hideous, but it's completely unusable.

[gonnabefriendu]

I like how that looks!

[immortal_witch]

Seriously?

[gonnabefriendu]

Seriously!

[immortal_witch]

Amazing. I'm either the only one without tastes or with them. I can't decide.

[worksmart]

I hope that doesn't have webcam.

[immortal_witch]

I don't know. I'm afraid to touch anything.

Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza, so we put a pizza in your pizza so you can eat while you eat

[child_radical]

...By any chance did a large black male with a penchant for saying "yo dawg" make a surprise entry into the city along with some home makeover people?

that would be her dream come true.

[immortal_witch]

Who knows. Would he be the one who left this note on the door?

Absolutely...and is she making cat ears out of two slices of pizza in that icon?

[child_radical]

Knowing this how this place likes to operate with curses I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

What does the note say, C.C.?

yes. yes she is.

[immortal_witch]

Is this a curse, then? They just keep getting weirder.

'Yo dawg, I heard you liked redecorating so we put some decorations on your other decorations so you can decorate while you redecorate.' .... It makes no sense in many different ways.

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[knowmymotto]

[....Zelos can't help but laugh at that, bb.]

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[immortal_witch]

[FML.]

This is ridiculous. I want to take a shower but now their isn't one.

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[knowmymotto]

You don't think it could be worse?

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[immortal_witch]

I suppose it could be, but that's beside the point.