Hello, Kettle.

[immoral]

People are whiny, and I'm whining about it. :D

Comments

[gravitykills]

Isn't that always the way of it?

[jpd]

My pussy hurts.

[midzilla]

The cycle of life continues.

[powercorrupts]

I will, in turn, whine at you! Thus continuing this deadly cycle that will take us all to our waaambulance graves. And the world's smallest fiddle will have to be played at our funerals, for no other music could be fitting.

[immoral]

But I'm not even remotely of the consoling type. :( It's doubtful that I ooze sympathy. I used a cream for that problem!

[powercorrupts]

Ah. See, topical medicines weren't good enough for me, but I've found a pill that does the trick nicely. A lot of rather unfortunate side effects though.

One of them seems to be a desire to have sex with your icons. That might not be such an unfortunate one, though.

[immoral]

Marly would like to hear more.

[burningvigor]

Shall I call whine-one-one?