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[immigrantproxy]

::Vincent's fingers drum up and down the buttons of the VaLkyrie Express X game in the arcade cart, his eyes glazed over, and his expression a cheerful but bland one. After two hours of giving nearly undivided attention to the machine, Vince has achieved a top score in one mode, and has mastered the playstyle of a character called 'Yuri'. He's

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[blog_of_evil]

::strides into the Arcade cart all evil-ish, crossing his arms and standing next to Vincent::

Vincent, got a minute to spare?

[blog_of_evil]

My inventions, my clothes, a few scraps left over from the broken beds in B2, and half of a broken microwave.

Why?

[immigrantproxy]

I don't think I can carry this!!
::After a moment, the bag falls out of Vincent's hands, and onto his feet, causing the brunette to let out a shriek of pain::
Ow, ow, OW!!

[blog_of_evil]

::steps way back to avoid the shrieking Vincent, giving a world-weary sigh::

Well, I can't do this by myself!

[immigrantproxy]

And there's no way in hell I can carry that!!

[blog_of_evil]

Well, good! Because we're not in Hell, but I can see where you'd make that distinction!

[immigrantproxy]

::Folds his arms defiantly::
I'm not carrying that.

[blog_of_evil]

::mimics Vincent's action and crosses his own arms::

Yes you are.

[immigrantproxy]

Doc, I can't even hold it for more than fifteen seconds.
I'm not carrying it.

[blog_of_evil]

....::scowl, realizing this to be true, and then relaxes, thinking::

Well....could you drag one half and I'll drag the other, then?

[immigrantproxy]

Or you could find someone else to do it.

[blog_of_evil]

::so deadpan, omg:: But Vincent.

You're my favorite.

[immigrantproxy]

::Vincent smiles, looking unconvinced::
That's nice.
But you're not mine.
And... I'm busy.

[blog_of_evil]

Busy with what? What amazing thing are you involved with? This? ::aims a kick at the game in disgust::

...Ow.

[immigrantproxy]

The game's more amazing than you, Doc.
::Pauses after a moment, noting Horrible's pained noise::
... That sounded like it hurt.

[blog_of_evil]

It did.

::glances back up at Vincent, scowling:: Do you want to get paid, is that it?