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[goodnight]

Five-year-old boy to mom: Does it feel weird to have a vagina?
Mom: Well, I've had one my whole life, so it feels normal to me.
Five-year-old boy: I wish I knew what it felt like to have one!
Mom: I'm pretty sure you'll be a member of the LGBT community anyway, so maybe you'll find out.
Five-year-old boy: What's LGBT?
Mom: You'll find out soon

Comments

[certainthings]

I always love these quotes that you post. And this time 'round, I do believe that "Jim loved your card so much he ate it." is my favourite thing ever.

[goodnight]

haha MINE TOO. I almost died when I read that.

Also, how did you get your lj icon to be a tv-man?

[certainthings]

I changed it. Through the magic of ... paying for shit. S'not very magical at all really.

[elethoniel]

Oh, I heart this post an insane amount ♥

[goodnight]

I heart YOU an insane amount! :D