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[immarubberman]

I was a kid? I don't remember that. It all seemed the same to me. Except some people grew shorter. It was weird.

Oh. And.

Long-Haired Girl. Squalo.

You're going to the ball with me.

It was also really weird when you pretended to be my mother.

Also, this weird guy made me into his grandson. I think people here are really strange.

I also want a pirate

Comments

[heroic_commoner]

You might want to be a little more specific. There's a lot of girls with long hair, and you wouldn't want the wrong girl to get confused.

[immarubberman]

But I don't know her name. Do you?

[heroic_commoner]

Well, I know a lot of girls with long hair. What color is it?

[immarubberman]

Silver.

Or blue.

[im_in_despair]

It's the other way around! You made me your grandfather!

[immarubberman]

Lying is bad, Grandpa.

I don't mind. You're much better than my last one.

[im_in_despair]

What did I do to deserve this?

[immarubberman]

What do you mean? You were the one who wanted to be my grandpa.

[bellumetpax]

... I believe you would need a boat before considering such endeavors. And I hardly see how a musician would be your first priority.

[immarubberman]

Musicians are very important to pirate crews.

I need a boat too. Maybe I'll find a rowboat.

[bellumetpax]

Presuming you will fill the role of captain you would need a first mate, a bosun, a navigator... and given your already infamous affinity to food a cook.

[immarubberman]

...

I guess I can find others first, if I can't find a musician.

Okay. You're my new navigator.

[novolumecontrol]

I AM NOT GOING TO ANY BALL!!! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU!!!!

[immarubberman]

You'll have to buy your own dress.

Pink brings out the color of your hair.

[novolumecontrol]

I don't even know where to begin with all the things wrong with what you just said!

I'M NOT WEARING A DRESS!

[immarubberman]

I'll bring you some flowers.

I will pick you up in your room.

Oh, right. Is your door fixed yet?

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona can sing and do all sorts of voices!

But she has prior obligations, so for long journeys, she'll need to send a student or bring her family.

[immarubberman]

You can bring your family.

Can you cook?

[mokomanjuu]

*flop* Mokona used to help Fai-mommy. Fai was the best cook in the world.

But Sakura-chan and Mokona used to help cook! Together, we can do anything!

[immarubberman]

Okay.

You can the musician-cook.

The musician is the more important role.

Who else is in your family?