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[immarubberman]

*yawn*

No, Grandpa Garp, don't throw me into the jungle again... I'm trying to sleep. Go bother Mom. It's always "Luffy, fight off a thousand wildebeest" and "Luffy, survive three days in a jungle."

Where am I?

Grandpa? This better not be one of your stupid tricks.

...

I'm hungry.

Does anybody have food?

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[asu_e_no_basho]

This place is weird. I'm hungry too.

Let's go get food.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Yeah, well, you were standing still!

Eh? You can't hunt food in the city! Anyway, if you're hungry, you're hungry, right? If we run fast enough, they won't catch us.

[immarubberman]

I was just moving really fast so you couldn't see me.

I can run really fast! You have to run fast too. If you get caught, then they get really mad and throw you into the jungle again.

[asu_e_no_basho]

That's not physically possible for a human!

Oi, I bet I can run faster than you. And they don't throw people in jungles except in comic books!

...Do they?

[immarubberman]

I'm more than human. I'm a pirate.

I bet I can run faster than you. I bet I can swim faster than you, too.

A lion almost ate my head. But then I beat it up.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Pirates are humans too!

I bet you can't! Hmph!

You can't beat up lions. And they don't live in jungles anyway.

[immarubberman]

No they aren't. They're pirates.

I'll race you in everything if you don't believe me.

They do too. And this one had a head of a snake, so it was even more dangerous.

[asu_e_no_basho]

They're humans!

Fine! Let's race!

Then it was a snake, not a lion!

[immarubberman]

Pirates!

Okay. Let's run and then swim and then climb. Then we'll see who's fastest.

No. It had a lion's tail and the lion's legs. So it was a lion.

[asu_e_no_basho]

Humans!

Fine! When do we start?

The heck? I bet you just dreamed it!

[immarubberman]

Pirates!

And I didn't dream it up.

Let's start now! Race you to the tree!

[asu_e_no_basho]

Humans!

I bet you did!

The heck? Which tree?

[immarubberman]

*can't hear you, running, huff puff huff puff*

[asu_e_no_basho]

*oi, irritated Ed is irritated*

*quickly scribbles a transmutation array on the ground and... okay, not really strong enough to do much*

*but can create little roadblocks, at least?*

*and then runs*

[immarubberman]

*simple-minded Luffy is simple-minded*

*trips over every roadblock there is and falls flat on his face, but tirelessly gets back up with blood streaming from his nose*

*huff puff huff puff*

[asu_e_no_basho]

*keeps running, seriously thinking that Luffy is an idiot now, and can't catch up anyway--*

*--y'know what, stops, and goes in search of food instead*