Stupid Sexy Things - Kon/Keigo fic [Bleach]

[imlikat]

Title: Stupid Sexy Things
Pairing: Kon/Keigo
Rating: NC-17 for masturbation, anal
Summary: Kon doesn't get a body very often. When he does, getting Keigo naked with him is PRIORITY NUMBER ONE.
A/N: Kon's voice is stupid-fun to write. This pairing, as cracky as it is, is suddenly one of my very favorites, and I have loads of headcanon for them XD Also,

Comments

[nochick_fics]

I loved this! Didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did, and I'm really glad I stopped to read it.

Don't put anything weird in my butt

I LOLed. A lot. :D

*memories*

[imlikat]

:D Thank you! I'm glad you stopped to read it as well :)

[vince_moon]

I just love this. I've never read a story with Kon and Keigo in it, but I thought it worked well. The rooftop parts were very exciting.

I have an icon that would be perfect for this story, but I haven't uploaded it yet. Great work! :)

[imlikat]

Thanks so much! I love Keigo and Kon, they're both so weird and energetic, and the first time i thought about the two of them together, it was hilarious to me. Still is, but now I ship it REALLY hard, oops XD

[drabbleandfluff]

This is hot and sweet and wow!... I didn't know I needed this pairing until I read it! XD

I love all their 'would you still like me if I were...' -- it brings out just the right dorkiness for this couple... and awww.... that spike of jealousy in Kon at seeing Ichigo in his own body while still spooned around Keigo!

I really enjoyed this-- thanks! :D

[imlikat]

Thank you very much! Ahhh, they would be such a dorky couple XD I started drawing them together as a joke a while back, and then suddenly I was like WHY is there no fanfic for them? because they started to totally work in my head XD

[shieru21]

Wow, I really love your writing. It hits so directly and accurately...and the pacing and rhythm are fantastic! This makes me so happy on so many levels!

Not the least of which is that you've somehow managed to give poor Kon a sex life on top of a love life. So sweet and so sad...and so wonderful that Ichigo honors his conviction about Kon's right to life by doing what he can to make it work.

Hope you don't mind if I now run off to stalk your other fic...

[imlikat]

Thank you! I struggle sometimes with pacing--I can get bogged down in details, and say the same thing three different ways before I move on sometimes--but something about writing Kon's POV just flips a switch in my head because he's so energetic and *weird*, lol, and it's fun :)

I hope you enjoy the others! I have no more Keigo/Kon, sadly, and I don't know if you're into Sado/Ishida, which is what most of my Bleach fic is.

[cyanglow]

*SHAKES FIST AT HELL-JAY* WHY YOU NO LET MY COMMENT GO THROUGH?
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OK NOW IT DOES. DX

OMG THIS FIC! ALL THESE FEELINGS!

You know I love your other fic too, but this one seems really singular - not just because it's the only fic you've done of this pair - IDK how to say what I mean. It's like your love for them gushes all over it? Ok ew, maybe a gross choice of words there, lol. I always enjoy humorous porn, and you definitely delivered on that, but the unexpected sweetness almost made me sniffly. Especially how Ichigo treats Kon. (Although I confess I LOL'd at the plushie being taped to the bottom of a drawer. Couldn't help it. XD) Plushie!Kon getting jealous at the end just put a lump in my throat. And Mizuho! I love that girl. She could make some extra cash by installing a vid-cam in her brother's room for times like these. XD

tl;dr: LOVED IT! Adding to memories. <3

[imlikat]

omg it ate my comment tooooooo, let's see if i remember what i said.

:D Thank yooooou! I'm glad you liked it!

And this one is kind of different. Kon's POV is too much fun to write. I usually write thinky characters, and Kon's not dumb, but he is *not* a thinky character XD He's full-steam-ahead, no disconnect between brain and mouth, id-driven, and that's a whole new thing for me. Writing him was like... I don't know, like I got a brand new awesome paintbrush or something, and it made words feel new and different. And my love for Kei/Kon did gush all over it, gush gush gush XD

I love Mizuho! My favorite eps are the Mizuho-Keigo-Ikkaku ones :D