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[iminentdisaster]

I like being a vandal. Dammit, I have to stop being so fucking scared all the time.

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[griphus]

On the account of a certain character taking a crap during a heist:

"The adrenaline effects everybody differently. Big Pussy Bompensiero, he started out as a cat burglar. One time he left a load so big, cop thought a bear was in the place."

[yoursaviour]

Vandalism while wearing the floofy white dress:
"What's that person doing on that wall over the-- oh, RUFFLES. And FLORAL PATTERNS. No way that person can be doing something subversive. Hmmm, and that can of spray paint makes her look especially fetching. I just love RUFFLES."

Maybe not exactly, but still.

[iminentdisaster]

replace ruffles with "miniskirt", and "floral patterns" with legs, and that's what the cops saw that one time.... *grin*

My last endeavor took place in broad daylight on sunday. I wore a black ruffly skirt i found at school.

[zedmightbehuman]

You are kind of a tweak when something starts going up. But it's more funny that way. >:)